Relationships Thread

[Joer]

Also, I agree, but the only reason it's in February is because of Valentines so apparently that still counts. I'd rather we went in the summer when I don't have to miss any football because strawberry float finding somewhere showing it in Kenya.

[Victor Mildew]

Broom her and spend the cash on butt-prostitutes

[Dual]

A honeymoon is supposed to be straight after the wedding. Otherwise its just a holiday.

That's a mini-moon.

[Moggy]

A honeymoon is supposed to be straight after the wedding. Otherwise its just a holiday.

What if you have the wedding while on holiday? Does the holiday turn into wedding which turns into a honeymoon?

[False]

No, honeymoon is immediate post wedding trip.

[Death's Head]

Yes, the difference in cost between rental and purchase is negligible. I can make my money back by buying and selling after the wedding.

As you can imagine we're close to cancelling the wedding over this.

Simple, buy them but pretend you have rented. Then straight after the wedding, divorce her and as she leaves say "by the way, I bought them so now I can use them in my next wedding".

[Victor Mildew]

The honeymoon is the period of time where you get your wife out of the country before Taf has a chance to try and strawberry float her.

[Moggy]

So I didn't get a honeymoon?

I will divorce her now as we will have to do this properly.

[False]

The honeymoon is the period of time where you get your wife out of the country before Taf has a chance to fall in love with her.

[SEP]

No, honeymoon is immediate post wedding trip.

So if you get married abroad, then immediately come back home, you're having a permanent honeymoon?

[False]

No, BECAUSE YOU ARE RETURNING HOME. Think it through, son. Jesus.

[False]

"Yeah I went to Majorca for two weeks but back in England now. I guess you could say Im on a permanent holiday from Spain LOLOLLOLOL"

[Mommy Christmas]

People have been asking me where I'm going on Honeymoon. It hasn't even been considered. The kids would play up anyway.

[False]

>taking kids
>>not a honeymoon

[Mommy Christmas]

>taking kids
>>not a honeymoon

>Taking the Missus
>Not much better

[Victor Mildew]

DAT BASTARD FAMILY HOLIDAY

[Bunni]

Chair covers are for knobs anyway. Most weddings look the same aside from them the shitey bow on the back of them.

[Victor Mildew]

Sounds like someone can't afford chair covers.

[SEP]

Until Brandon moves on to somebody else's wife and we all have to console MCN, this thread is dead.

That took me a moment to get.

[Andrew Mills]

Chair covers are for knobs anyway. Most weddings look the same aside from them the shitey bow on the back of them.