Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together.

It's Arrested Development.



Get quotin'.

Especially if you can think of a better title.

...I just blue myself.

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St Nick is my bike thieving buddy brother

As in, "Gobias a cup of coffee!"

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Daddy horny Michael.

Well, what do you expect, mother? I'm half machine. I'm a MONSTER

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That Fünke is some kind of something. Boy, this Fünke is all anybody's ever talking about. So sick and tired of hearing about how brilliant that Fünke is. Overrated.

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She's trying to prove that she's closer to my children than I am, but the joke's on her, because she doesn't know how little I care for Gob.

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Well, I wouldn't be here if I didn't think that was a possibility...

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St Nick is my bike thieving buddy brother

I'm totally wrong, she's reaching out to her actor daddy... does anyone have an icepack?

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St Nick is my bike thieving buddy brother

These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship and the gorilla is for sand racing.

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Zero hour, Michael. It's the end of the line. I'm the firstborn. I'm sick of playing second fiddle. I'm always third in line for everything. I'm tired of finishing fourth. Being the fifth wheel. There are six things I'm mad about, and I'm taking over.

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I didn't know it was him. Although he was exceptionally quiet in there. You can always tell a Milford man.

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There's unlimited juice? This party is gonna be off the hook!

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I'm looking for something that says, "Dad likes leather."

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George Michael was getting ready for school when he came across a box of love letters he'd written, but never sent, to his cousin Maeby. One letter, titled "If you weren't my cousin," was particularly incriminating.

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You lied to me... you said my FATHER was my father, but my UNCLE is my father. MY FATHER IS MY UNCLE

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That doesn't matter. Aunts can fill that role. Teachers can fill that role. And, someday, you're going to find the right woman to fill that role. But until then... I'll be right across the hall.

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What Dave Attell was trying to portray was the fact that Tobias was never able to be completely naked, but it was lost on the audience due to the narrator's shoddy delivery.

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That's all I've ever wanted from you, Daddy - for you to spend money on me.

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I create a diversion, and you grab George Michael and go. We need a name. Maybe "Operation Hot Mother."

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