Weewee willy wipe

[Scotticus Erroticus]

No.

I don't really need to shake much either, I've never had a problem with 'dribble dick' or spots of urine in my pants, once it's gone and shook a little bit the piss is gone.

[False]

I never thought that GR had such an incontinence problem

[Alvin Flummux]

Shaking doesn't get rid of it, or it makes it go everywhere, so I prefer to dab it dry. Feels... cleaner somehow. It likely isn't, of course, but it makes me feel better in myself, and that is what matters.

[Gario]

Anyone in this thread want to meet?

[Oblomov Boblomov]

I dab because I don't like having piss on my underwear.

[Ironhide]

I've never needed to, a quick shake does the job just fine.

[Scotticus Erroticus]

I never thought that GR had such an incontinence problem

It's not incontinence, it's more hyper-continence. They don't want to get rid of it.

[Buffalo]

Get the Tena Lady out for some of this lot.

[Imrahil]

Yep, course I wipe the tip. Always have done. Why wouldn't I?

Shaking never gets rid of all of it and you risk splashing your clothes with a bit of piss. Why walk around with piss smeared in your pants when you can just easily dab it off?

With urinals you just have to put up with it in that moment but otherwise I see no reason to choose to leave piss on your bellend.

[Preezy]

I never thought that GR had such an incontinence problem

It's not incontinence, it's more hyper-continence. They don't want to get rid of it.

As I mentioned in a similar thread waaaay back, it's because your urine tube has peaks and troughs in it and when you've "finished" weeing there is still some residual weewee in the troughs that take a while to work their way out of the weehole in your weewillywinckle.

I know I used some big words in that but I trust you'll all follow it.

Science yo

[Dblock]

You guys are absolutely strawberry floating disgusting.

I never pee standing up (unless I have no choice)

I always wash with water and not just tissue.

You guys gooseberry fool and wipe tissue on your ass and pretend it's clean. Nasty bunch of dudes.

[False]

[Moggy]

Derek wees like a girl?

[blackoutHERO]

[Glowy69]

Derek wees like a girl?

[Dblock]

Bet you all smell like piss and gooseberry fool.

Oh god

[Scotticus Erroticus]

Yes, but I don't put it on my okcupid profile.

[Glowy69]

I can imagine Derek going to the toilet at a pub, urinals empty, standing their waiting for the sole cubicle so he can sit down to wee.


Also I shake. How does a little piss stain your boxers?

[Albert]

I used to always stand and pee and just shake, but since I bought a nice light grey suit, I've had to rethink my entire strategy.

More than once I've had to stand for an extended time at the hand dryer, drying my hands...

[Moggy]

Bet you all smell like piss and gooseberry fool.

Oh god

We do, but we look damn manly.