Weewee willy wipe

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Do you wipe your willy?

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PostWeewee willy wipe
by Zerudaaaaa! » Fri Jun 20, 2014 10:25 pm

Do you wipe the tip after peeing? I never even considered doing it until my girlfriend said it was disgusting not to.

Edit: by wipe, I mean with a piece of tissue paper.

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PostRe: Weewee willy wipe
by Blue Eyes » Fri Jun 20, 2014 10:27 pm

I knew someone at school who did this and thought it was well weird. You just shake it off!

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PostRe: Weewee willy wipe
by chalkitdown » Fri Jun 20, 2014 10:27 pm

Usually. Otherwise you just get a little dark stain on your underwear. Shaking doesn't really work when you're standing over a toilet. At a urinal, sure, I would never use the paper technique.

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PostRe: Weewee willy wipe
by Mafro » Fri Jun 20, 2014 10:29 pm

Whenever I don't use a urinal. If you don't wipe when in a cubicle then you need to have a word with yourself and probably absolutely reek of piss.

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PostRe: Weewee willy wipe
by chalkitdown » Fri Jun 20, 2014 10:30 pm

Maf with them truthebombs.

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PostRe: Weewee willy wipe
by False » Fri Jun 20, 2014 10:31 pm

shake it off you strawberry floating woman

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PostRe: Weewee willy wipe
by Mafro » Fri Jun 20, 2014 10:32 pm

Edgy.

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PostRe: Weewee willy wipe
by Mommy Christmas » Fri Jun 20, 2014 10:34 pm

As luck would have it, the towel rail is right by the shitter. I just wipe my bell end on the nearest towel*


*thats when I have the energy to go up stairs. Normal I piss in a cup then put it down the sink downstairs.

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PostRe: Weewee willy wipe
by Moggy » Fri Jun 20, 2014 10:39 pm

Zerudaaaaa! » Fri Jun 20, 2014 10:25 pm wrote:Do you wipe the tip after peeing? I never even considered doing it until my girlfriend said it was disgusting not to.

Edit: by wipe, I mean with a piece of tissue paper.


Do you fold or scrunch that toilet paper?

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PostRe: Weewee willy wipe
by Infamous Nikko » Fri Jun 20, 2014 10:47 pm

Moggy » Fri Jun 20, 2014 10:39 pm wrote:
Zerudaaaaa! » Fri Jun 20, 2014 10:25 pm wrote:Do you wipe the tip after peeing? I never even considered doing it until my girlfriend said it was disgusting not to.

Edit: by wipe, I mean with a piece of tissue paper.


Do you fold or scrunch that toilet paper?


Which way do you have the toilet roll?
Coming down from the wall or away from the wall? :shifty:

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PostRe: Weewee willy wipe
by Squinty » Fri Jun 20, 2014 10:50 pm

I suffer from pretty bad dribble dick, so yes.

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PostRe: Weewee willy wipe
by Mafro » Fri Jun 20, 2014 10:52 pm

SquintyMcSquint » Fri Jun 20, 2014 10:50 pm wrote:I suffer from pretty bad dribble dick, so yes.

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PostRe: Weewee willy wipe
by KK » Fri Jun 20, 2014 10:57 pm

I wash mine in Listerine.

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PostRe: Weewee willy wipe
by False » Fri Jun 20, 2014 10:58 pm

Mafro » Fri Jun 20, 2014 9:29 pm wrote:Whenever I don't use a urinal. If you don't wipe when in a cubicle then you need to have a word with yourself and probably absolutely reek of piss.


Edgy.

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PostRe: Weewee willy wipe
by jiggles » Fri Jun 20, 2014 11:03 pm

Wipe? No. I dab.

Sometimes I have a slash, force the last drops out, squeeze and give the lad a vigorous shake and a dab, but when I fold it back inside the boxers, a few troll drops come out. strawberry floating infuriating.

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PostRe: Weewee willy wipe
by Mafro » Fri Jun 20, 2014 11:23 pm

jiggles » Fri Jun 20, 2014 11:03 pm wrote:Wipe? No. I dab.

Sometimes I have a slash, force the last drops out, squeeze and give the lad a vigorous shake and a dab, but when I fold it back inside the boxers, a few troll drops come out. strawberry floating infuriating.

I've had this happen before strawberry floating annoying especially on a night out.

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PostRe: Weewee willy wipe
by Cosmo » Fri Jun 20, 2014 11:26 pm

jiggles » 20 Jun 2014, 23:03 wrote:Wipe? No. I dab.

Sometimes I have a slash, force the last drops out, squeeze and give the lad a vigorous shake and a dab, but when I fold it back inside the boxers, a few troll drops come out. strawberry floating infuriating.


Same technique here, although sometimes the additional drops don't come for about five minutes later so I have to go through it all again. :|

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PostRe: Weewee willy wipe
by KK » Fri Jun 20, 2014 11:26 pm

Squat post piss. And then break out into an impromptu Russian Folk Dance.

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PostRe: Weewee willy wipe
by Knoyleo » Sat Jun 21, 2014 12:10 am


pjbetman wrote:That's the stupidest thing ive ever read on here i think.
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PostRe: Weewee willy wipe
by KK » Sat Jun 21, 2014 12:22 am

^ still one of the Top 5 sitcoms of all time.

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