Relationships Thread

[Rightey]

what about when people go for one night stands after a night out? they don't tell people where their going be it if they are a guy or a girl?

They are stupid, do you want to be stupid? Just tell someone, or at the very least write it down in your room where the police investigators are likely to find it when you go missing.

[Knoyleo]

I just met like the most gorgeous looking girl ever. She's half Indian, half Italian, and was just the most amazing looking petite thing.

Then about 3am she tells me she already has a boyfriend away at uni. Oh well.

[Pontius Pilate]

So? Don't give up. Presuming that you felt interest from her, and you want to pursue her, then go for it. If she likes you more than her boyfriend, she'll dump him.

If you're scared of being branded a Brendan (sp?), then it's nothing like that.

Petite girls.

[Victor Mildew]

Brendan

[Tafdolphin]

Whatever happened there? Last we heard ex-Mrs OS was having a good old moan about him and his hippy, hippy ways.

[Victor Mildew]

I think mr OS has been sniffing round OS in a sort of "I've had my fun, I'm bored if the hippy now so you'll take me back no question right? RIGHT?" way.

I think OS has been, "LOL please, getting me some sweet poon right now, enjoy your man child".

But said in a mature and adult fashion, not the way I just wrote it.

[Tafdolphin]

Tbh, I think we'd all be sniffing around OS if we had the chance.

[Victor Mildew]

Don't worry, I'm sure he'll get engaged again at some point.

trollface

[Tafdolphin]

Actually, I'm off to work on a farm for a few months to get my second year visa and the boss man was, I think, using the fact that there are several single young lady backpackers there in order to seal the deal.

We shall see.

[Pontius Pilate]

Australia? One of my friends has been there for over a year, seemingly doing the same gooseberry fool as you, and hasn't gotten laid once. He's a good looking guy, although a little shy. But he said it's pretty tough over there. Especially with the Australian girls, who apparently look down upon backpackers as utter scum.

[OnlyShallow]

I think mr OS has been sniffing round OS in a sort of "I've had my fun, I'm bored if the hippy now so you'll take me back no question right? RIGHT?" way.

I think OS has been, "LOL please, getting me some sweet poon right now, enjoy your man child".

But said in a mature and adult fashion, not the way I just wrote it.

Pretty much this

She is moving to a new house, which is just across the road from where I live. She has told Brandon that he isn't moving in (although she says she hasn't finished with him). So poor Brandon is going to be homeless and kept on her line. She has been asking me for help with moving (sorry, too busy, can't Brandon do it for you?).

I'm meeting new gf's parents for the first time this weekend....

[Poser]

Tbh, I think we'd all be sniffing around OS if we had the chance.

This.

I think mr OS has been sniffing round OS in a sort of "I've had my fun, I'm bored if the hippy now so you'll take me back no question right? RIGHT?" way.

I think OS has been, "LOL please, getting me some sweet poon right now, enjoy your man child".

But said in a mature and adult fashion, not the way I just wrote it.

Pretty much this

She is moving to a new house, which is just across the road from where I live. She has told Brandon that he isn't moving in (although she says she hasn't finished with him). So poor Brandon is going to be homeless and kept on her line. She has been asking me for help with moving (sorry, too busy, can't Brandon do it for you?).

I'm meeting new gf's parents for the first time this weekend....

tl;dr - everything's coming up Milhouse

[OnlyShallow]

Tbh, I think we'd all be sniffing around OS if we had the chance.

This.


tl;dr - everything's coming up Milhouse

you guys

I even managed to get a half hearted "sorry" from Brandon. I asked him how he was doing and he moaned about being made homeless and having to get money sent over from Canada so he could get somewhere to stay. I said "been in the same boat recently, it's not much fun" or words to the effect. His reply was a mumbled "yeah.... Sorry about all that...."

[Victor Mildew]

Plot twist: OS has a fling with Brendon.

[Corazon de Leon]

Nice one mate, the schadenfreude must be tremendous.

[Moggy]

Tbh, I think we'd all be sniffing around OS if we had the chance.

This.


tl;dr - everything's coming up Milhouse

you guys

I even managed to get a half hearted "sorry" from Brandon. I asked him how he was doing and he moaned about being made homeless and having to get money sent over from Canada so he could get somewhere to stay. I said "been in the same boat recently, it's not much fun" or words to the effect. His reply was a mumbled "yeah.... Sorry about all that...."

I don’t feel sorry for Brandon, but I hope his knobbler doesn’t end up on the streets.

[Tafdolphin]

Australia? One of my friends has been there for over a year, seemingly doing the same gooseberry fool as you, and hasn't gotten laid once. He's a good looking guy, although a little shy. But he said it's pretty tough over there. Especially with the Australian girls, who apparently look down upon backpackers as utter scum.

Yeah, Aussie girls can be a bit stuck up. But seriously, I've had more action over here than anywhere else on the planet. You just need contacts really; the Aussie girls I've slept with were friends our friends of friends.

[1cmanny1]

Why are you still in contact with your ex wife OS? Please don't tell me you still have feeling for her

[Corazon de Leon]

They have fairly young kids, IIRC.

[1cmanny1]

Yes, but she wouldn't be txting him like she has done in a normal situation.