Relationships Thread

[Cuban Pete]

Blunt answers not Blunt answers.

[Tafdolphin]

Draft idea for a reply:

Yo.

I'm well. Spent the last half year fannying around so I'm looking to get work in the Outback and earn my second year visa. Want to stay here permanently; Melbourne's pretty, pretty good. Pretty good.

Unfortunately I removed the tattoo one drunken night using a nail file, chisel and half a litre of industrial acid. The doctors said I should be able to walk again in a few months.*

How's the wedding plan going?

*I still have it, obvs.

[Buffalo]

Too long.

[Tafdolphin]

Revision

strawberry float you

[Mini E]

Draft reply? Jesus. Get a grip man.

[Tafdolphin]

Since when is drafting something even slightly odd?

[False]

I think the most she'd get from me is;

Im alright

[Mini E]

It's a facebook message, not a CV, personal statement or written job application.

[Tafdolphin]

strawberry float, I draft write my longer posts on here. Put it down to a classical education.

Just to clarify, I still don't know of I'm going to reply all. I'm pretty drunk right now and even at this point it's not feeling like a good idea.

[Poser]

Revision

strawberry float you

Actually write it with the swear filter, though. That'll confuse the strawberry floating banana spliting gooseberry fool out of her. Snoops.

[False]

Drafting posts

[Tafdolphin]

Tempting. How's about;

I'm good. Trying to settle here permanently.

How's the wedding plan coming?

The main/only reason I want to reply at all is to get the wedding dig in. Mature as strawberry float.

[False]

Is that the best dig you can manage?

'Im alright, you adulterous banana split'

[Tafdolphin]

Lord no, I just enjoy being passive aggressive. But I suppose you wouldn't understand that...

[Bunni]

You're clearly still in love with this girl as you've spent far too long drafting a message which might as well read "I'm gunna be polite to pretend like I don't really care but in fact I really do care. I know I'm giving you that desirability you want and will end up getting shot down again, but it's worth it if just got five minutes I feel that you still like me too."

Don't strawberry floating do it Taff. Who gives a strawberry float about her wedding plans. She certainly doesn't!

[False]

That is the least passive aggressive thing Ive ever read. It reads like genuine concern.

If you want passive aggression, deliver a one word reply.

'Ok.'

'Alright?'

'Cool.'

'Great.'

[Tafdolphin]

Gonna just leave it. There's literally no need is there? And, let's face it, if it feels wrong after a bottle of wine and a pint or two, it's never going to feel right.

[aayl1]

Yeah, Taffy, just leave her be. She's gooseberry fool. You're not.

[Mini E]

That's because he drafts all written submissions

[Victor Mildew]

"Yo"