Relationships Thread

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Tafdolphin** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 9:05 am

You know what, I genuinely think my Dad thought I was gay in high school. Probably shouldn't have stuck all those jam jars up my arse.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Moggy** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 9:09 am

Tafdolphin wrote:I'm really getting bored with this casual sex thing.

Sex for the sake of sex has gotten...boring.

the last girl was a 20 year old French sex-kitten and I still got bored.

Sounds awful. :cry:

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Squinty** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 9:13 am

No:1 Final Fantasy Fan wrote:age dufference?
well ppl here may know i have no experience in dating etc but a 19yo just asked me out on a date. we've been speaking online for a bit. I'm 26 tho, 27 next month. so I'm not sure.
I'd like to be friends i guess but is it a bit weird?

Nah, go for it.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Knoyleo** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 9:20 am

Tafdolphin wrote:Oh well. First world problems eh?

I thought you were in Australia.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Tafdolphin** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 9:21 am

Moggy wrote:
Tafdolphin wrote:I'm really getting bored with this casual sex thing.

Sex for the sake of sex has gotten...boring.

the last girl was a 20 year old French sex-kitten and I still got bored.

Sounds awful.

I honestly don't know how Falsey does it. Sex without love, or at least some sort of promise of commitment is just, I dunno, uninspiring. It's probably my age. I'm turning 30 next week and my last proper relationship was 3 years ago.

I also don't think I've used sex-kitten to describe anyone before but she just is. I mean, the accent alone...

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Shadow** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 9:22 am

SquintyMcSquint wrote:
No:1 Final Fantasy Fan wrote:age dufference?
well ppl here may know i have no experience in dating etc but a 19yo just asked me out on a date. we've been speaking online for a bit. I'm 26 tho, 27 next month. so I'm not sure.
I'd like to be friends i guess but is it a bit weird?

Nah, go for it.

And don't keep mentioning the age difference to him, because if he doens't feel weird about it, you'll make him feel weird about it.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Moggy** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 9:36 am

Tafdolphin wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Tafdolphin wrote:I'm really getting bored with this casual sex thing.

Sex for the sake of sex has gotten...boring.

the last girl was a 20 year old French sex-kitten and I still got bored.

Sounds awful.

I honestly don't know how Falsey does it. Sex without love, or at least some sort of promise of commitment is just, I dunno, uninspiring. It's probably my age. I'm turning 30 next week and my last proper relationship was 3 years ago.

I also don't think I've used sex-kitten to describe anyone before but she just is. I mean, the accent alone...

I know what you mean though, I got up to all sorts of Falseyness when I was younger but you do grow out of it as you get older.

French sex kittens sound more exciting than boring though.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **False** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 9:49 am

I just turn my brain off

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **degoose** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 10:06 am

Falsey wrote:I just turn my brain off

i thought it was always off.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Bunni** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 10:07 am

degoose wrote:
Falsey wrote:I just turn my brain off

i thought it was always off.

I thought all men's brains turned off when initiating dick thrust mode.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Tafdolphin** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 10:10 am

Bunni wrote:
degoose wrote:
Falsey wrote:I just turn my brain off

i thought it was always off.

I thought all men's brains turned off when initiating dick thrust mode.

I strawberry floating wish

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Skarjo** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 10:18 am

"Hey look, she's cute... Oh... Oh no.... Getting an erection.... Can't.... Hold it back.... No.... gooseberry fool..... Here they come.... HNGGGH"

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **False** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 10:27 am

degoose wrote:
Falsey wrote:I just turn my brain off

i thought it was always off.

Im very talented. I can turn it on and off very quickly. You never know where I am.

Tafdolphin wrote:
Bunni wrote:
degoose wrote:
Falsey wrote:I just turn my brain off

i thought it was always off.

I thought all men's brains turned off when initiating dick thrust mode.

I strawberry floating wish

Try.

Be the ball.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **1cmanny1** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 11:29 am

Tafdolphin wrote:You know what, I genuinely think my Dad thought I was gay in high school. Probably shouldn't have stuck all those jam jars up my arse.

It is the clothes and dreamy attitude.

Also I have no bloody clue what your problem is. If you are bored of it, stop doing it.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **OnlyShallow** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 8:09 pm

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Cheers Karl, The Medicine Chest looks pretty cool.

Booked in here for the weekend. http://www.snoozebrighton.com

Unfortunately, someone told me about this place after I'd booked http://www.hotelpelirocco.co.uk and I was like Fuckkkkkkkkk!

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Herdanos** » Wed Mar 19, 2014 8:44 pm

Taf I'll do it for you if it's getting tough.

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Clarkman** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 1:27 am

Just the words 'French Sex Kitten' are enough to sustain my thoughts for the evening.

Corazon de Leon

French Sex Kitten :nod:

PostNot today, baby. by **Clarkman** » Sat Mar 22, 2014 1:37 am

Corazon de Leon wrote:French Sex Kitten

o/

PostRe: Relationships Thread by **Tafdolphin** » Wed Mar 26, 2014 11:53 am

So today was my 30th. I awoke to the memory of a lovely night boning an extremely attractive girl 10 years my junior, a cash injection and heartening skype conversation from my folks and, lo and behold, the first sunny weather for weeks. It was a good day.

Get back this arvo, on facebook. "[Girl with fiance who broke your heart] messaged you."

strawberry floating Swingers man. That movie is some godlike prescient gooseberry fool.

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