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by Fatal Exception » Thu Feb 13, 2014 2:49 pm

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by False » Thu Feb 13, 2014 2:49 pm

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by Finiarél » Thu Feb 13, 2014 2:51 pm

Don't wear that stuff in a warehouse environment :lol: In fact, don't wear it unless you're going to rodeo.

Oh and I used to have long hair myself, got called a mosher loads of times. Moshers smell, as the song goes. Mish Mosh get a wash.

Cut your hair if you're that conscious of people saying you smell.

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by False » Thu Feb 13, 2014 2:54 pm

Finiarél wrote:In fact, don't wear it unless you're going to rodeo.


:lol:

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by YouSmellOfWee » Thu Feb 13, 2014 2:57 pm

"I dress like a twat and people say I'm a smelly gay so I physically attack them. What can I do?"
"Stop dressing like a twat and stop attacking people"
"No."

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by Victor Mildew » Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:01 pm

Sorry but I'd be bullying you too if you dressed like that at my workplace.

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by TornadoShaun » Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:02 pm

I don't dress like that at work!

Like I said smart casual, I like unbranded plain smart looking clothes, you know, like topman plain casual wear but not the stuff with crappy text and stuff written all over it. Jeans, smart trousers.

The western stuff is the sort of stuff bikers wear, but mine is a bit more rock and roll/smart than rough and ready looking. That's the look suede gives over leather I think.

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by Fatal Exception » Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:07 pm

TornadoShaun wrote:I don't dress like that at work!

Like I said smart casual, I like unbranded plain smart looking clothes, you know, like topman plain casual wear but not the stuff with crappy text and stuff written all over it. Jeans, smart trousers.

The western stuff is the sort of stuff bikers wear, but mine is a bit more rock and roll/smart than rough and ready looking. That's the look suede gives over leather I think.

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by Finiarél » Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:07 pm

I'll say this now, you're really not doing yourself any favours.

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by KingK » Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:10 pm

Irene Demova wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Just looked it up as well on urban dictionary and found this gem.

Bob had sounded himself so much his girlfriend could shove a tampax IN his cock. :lol:

The examples on urban dictionary are great and/or disturbing
munging
1) Go to a graveyard with four of your buddies
2) Dig up Fresh corpse (female) and have a gang bang.
3) Afterwards, one of them puts there mouth over the vagina.
4) Someone jumps on the stomach, shooting all the cum and maggots and such into the person's mouth. They swallow it.
"I sure did love munging the Thompson's Daughter last week."

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by TheWay » Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:11 pm

TornadoShaun wrote:The western stuff is the sort of stuff bikers wear


I assure you, nothing I own has tassels on it. Nothing. Because I am not the Midnight Cowboy.

PS: Shower in the morning. Eight hours of sleeping does not create an improved musk.

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by Skarjo » Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:15 pm

I think we can all agree that the real loser in all this is the guy who got throttled by Jon Bon Tassley.

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by Victor Mildew » Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:17 pm

WHIP IT, WHIP IT GOOD! LIQUORICE WHIP!

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by Poser » Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:26 pm

Mmm... pistol whip.

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by TornadoShaun » Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:26 pm

Skarjo wrote:I think we can all agree that the real loser in all this is the guy who got throttled by Jon Bon Tassley.


Well he certainly was a loser. One of these lads who is all mouth but when they actually get confronted they gooseberry fool themselves. Probably made him feel small infront of all his mates.. made me feel better anyway! With any luck it might have emotionally scarred him for life...

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by Finiarél » Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:36 pm

You're not putting yourself in a good position mate, people probably think you're a bit mental now.

A quiet word with the lad would have been more than enough.

It all sounds very childish if I'm being honest.

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by False » Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:47 pm

TornadoShaun wrote:That's the look suede gives over leather I think.


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by degoose » Thu Feb 13, 2014 3:54 pm

I think what we need Shaun are some pics otherwise we are just going to keep on thinking you look like a 90's bon jovi lookalike

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by Knoyleo » Thu Feb 13, 2014 4:35 pm

TornadoShaun wrote:
Skarjo wrote:I think we can all agree that the real loser in all this is the guy who got throttled by Jon Bon Tassley.


Well he certainly was a loser. One of these lads who is all mouth but when they actually get confronted they gooseberry fool themselves. Probably made him feel small infront of all his mates.. made me feel better anyway! With any luck it might have emotionally scarred him for life...

And yet you're the one who lost his job.

Makes you think...

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by Cuban Pete » Thu Feb 13, 2014 5:16 pm

Dude we need a pic of you in this monstrous suede costume


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