Relationships Thread

[Victor Mildew]

That or she would turn into a cartoon and get raped by a squid.

[False]

Or that.

[Floex]

Obligatory

[Victor Mildew]

[That's not a growth]

For 10 years Asian ladies take the appearance of an explosion?

[Squinty]

It's nice of them to warn us of their menopause craziness.

[Andrew Mills]

Obligatory

This doesn't happen to Indian women does it?...

*realises that all the old Indian women he knows are indeed like the 60 year old woman in that picture*

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[Fatal Exception]

Boss asked if there was anything going on between me and Jap girl. Apparently it's against company policy, so I denied it of course.

Kind of for the best I think. I couldn't make a decision either way, so it being made for me is good. Plus even though she's 5 years older than me the noises she makes is like getting it on a with a little girl. That and she'll probably age 40 years by the time I'm 25.

That's not how time works.

It would depend if Smurphy travels really fast, if he does then time works exactly like that.

[bear]

I hate the internet.

[Fatal Exception]

I hate the internet.

[Tafdolphin]

Textbook friend zone bypass last night. Have known girl for 2 years, always quite fancied her, got home from a night out last night kipping at hers and she kept making excuses not to go to bed. Talked till the wee hours, hooked up and amazingly she didn't seem to regret anything this morning.

Seeing her again tomorrow. Stay tuned for the inevitable "we should just be friends" reveal.

[False]

This is where you always fail. Dont talk to them.

Life is so much easier when you dont like anyone and can just cut them loose and escape.

[smurphy]

You only get friend zoned post-sex if you're gooseberry fool in bed. Girls should automatically fall in love with you once you've banged them, whereas if you're anything like me you'll lose all interest.

[Rocsteady]

You only get friend zoned post-sex if you're gooseberry fool in bed. Girls should automatically fall in love with you once you've banged them, whereas if you're anything like me you'll lose all interest.

Not sure that's how it works. But yeah pretty much agree with the rest.

[Scotticus Erroticus]

Last time I banged my ex-gf I couldn't get it up for almost 12 hours

She dumped me 2 weeks ago.

[Green Gecko]

I have the opposite problem where I get boners all the time sometimes for pretty much no reason.

[Scotticus Erroticus]

Pics or gtfo

[Green Gecko]

You want pictures of my furious tent action?

It's quite funny, we laugh about it, but I don't think she realises how much pain I am in.

[Scotticus Erroticus]

Go to Challenge TV channel now, your member will get a well deserved compliment.

[Rocsteady]

Last time I banged my ex-gf I couldn't get it up for almost 12 hours

Wait what? Did she munt or something, why were you completely turned off for so long afterwards?

Also real talk and I'm not sure if this what is what you were implying cos I'm drunk as hell but she won't have dumped you because of your sexual performance. I've been with a couple of girls who I've been hideous with in bed initially and gotten over it with a bit of taking the piss and joking about, then when I've been comfortable in their presence I've killed that gooseberry fool. In the same way that with girls who've been a bit gooseberry fool in bed initially you give a chance because they're quality chat or whatever. Or at least I did. Just need to be passionate and it's all good.