Relationships Thread

[LewisD]

Prefer this tbh.

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[Mini E]

[Victor Mildew]

[Barley]

[Squinty]

WHAT IN THE HELL.

Why would someone put jam on top of a coke can?

[Victor Mildew]

Holy strawberry floating gooseberry fool, this trumps that sponge fanny

Sort of NSFW

http://www.nerve.com/entertainment/web/ ... horrifying

[Gemini73]

yep, that sums it up.

[Barley]

Holy strawberry floating gooseberry fool, this trumps that sponge fanny

Sort of NSFW

http://www.nerve.com/entertainment/web/ ... horrifying

That is seriously strawberry floating creepy. Also depressing in equal measure.

[Gemini73]

Holy strawberry floating gooseberry fool, this trumps that sponge fanny

Sort of NSFW

http://www.nerve.com/entertainment/web/ ... horrifying

What, I don't even...

[Finiarél]

Holy strawberry floating gooseberry fool, this trumps that sponge fanny

Sort of NSFW

http://www.nerve.com/entertainment/web/ ... horrifying

strawberry floating hell, Fella needs sectioning.

What the hell is wrong with just having a wank?

[Wedgie]

Bloody hell. That sex doll looks like the freaky lady thingy acing all those games in the Cube, off ITV.

With its face punched in.



And why are you looking up stuff that's worse than the spongebob's wanking tool, Ad7?

[Shadow]

Is it wearing football boots?

[Victor Mildew]

And why are you looking up stuff that's worse than the spongebob's wanking tool, Ad7?

It was in the b3ta newsletter

[degoose]

jesus christ i hadn't read this topic in a few days so decided to have a recap and the first thing i see is this






in regards to this comment below i then suddenly thought what would you find in google if you searched strawberry floating spongebob, just curious.

So that's what it would be like to strawberry float Spongebob.

and this is what google gave me on the first page of images.

[smurphy]

hello please

[Skarjo]

Nothing you just said made sense.

[smurphy]

Well sorry if I don't 'get' the Japanese like you do Skarjo, we can't all live there.

[Qikz]

Boss asked if there was anything going on between me and Jap girl. Apparently it's against company policy, so I denied it of course.

Kind of for the best I think. I couldn't make a decision either way, so it being made for me is good. Plus even though she's 5 years older than me the noises she makes is like getting it on a with a little girl. That and she'll probably age 40 years by the time I'm 25.

That's not how time works.

[False]

Well, I guess it depends how fast she is travelling relative to smurphy. Einsteins theory of relativity tells us based on differences in their relative positions and gravity, time would appear to travel at different rates to each observer due to time dilation.

So, if smurphy accidentally travelled very far away at velocities approaching light speed and then came back, he would be younger than the equivalent person who would have remained here on earth. Ergo, he could perceive himself as 25, but his lovely Japanese girlfriend would be 65.

I think.