April TCRT: Remember when SED was the new CRT?

The lights have gone off over my desk again.

Qikz wrote:
Moggy » Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:43 am wrote:
Qikz » Wed Apr 16, 2014 10:33 am wrote:If worrying that the weirdo that came into my house uninvited in the morning was coming back to steal our gooseberry fool and or kill us then yeah, I guess I'm a wimp.

Aren't you about 7 foot tall?

Yeah, you are a wimp.

I'm a BFG

Lock the door.
If he gets in hit him with your snozzcumber.

Kenneth.jpg

Falsey » 16 Apr 2014, 10:57 wrote:The lights have gone off over my desk again.

I wish mine would, I prefer the office being a bit dark.

Well policewoman was just here and she took my Mum's statement. Really nice woman and it makes me really happy that there are people like her on the force and we're not in America. :wub:

Make a move on her, you've got to try it at some point.

The policewoman, not your mum.

Qikz » Wed Apr 16, 2014 11:26 am wrote:Well policewoman was just here and she took my Mum's statement. Really nice woman and it makes me really happy that there are people like her on the force and we're not in America.

Not just cartoons for you then? A bit of uniform action does it for SD?

www.uniformdating.com

Does Staydead get a uniform by being a carer?

Come on SD, plough her.

I don't mean nice in that way.

Qikz » Wed Apr 16, 2014 1:34 pm wrote:I don't mean nice in that way.

I’d be nice to her if I was you. She is the only person standing in the way of you being brutally raped and murdered later tonight. :dread:

If the top of a strawberry is white, does that mean its not ripe?

Falsey wrote:If the top of a strawberry is white, does that mean its not ripe?

Yep. The tops tend to ripen last 'cause they're usually in the most shade from leaves, etc.

Makes sense. I ate it anyway.

The Sky broadband Captain America adverts :dread:

Oh Samuel L Jackson...when did you become such a camera whore?

Is it as crap as the Laurence Fishburne one?

I thought it was quite good.

Jackson has always been a camera whore. The worst was the Bruce Willis one, did he really need to do it? Same for Harrison Ford, just why?

Oi Falsey, why is Virgin anywhere so gooseberry fool?

The bandwidth is narrower than Falsey's arms.

Ad7 » Wed Apr 16, 2014 9:27 pm wrote:The bandwidth is narrower than Falsey's arms.

April TCRT: Remember when SED was the new CRT?

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