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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:51 pm 
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If only I had known, I could have stalked town for you and the lady, Jigger :(


Was in Northampton matey, was a strawberry floating logistical nightmare for me as I work in Raunds, and had to shoot from there straight to Northampton.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:27 am 
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Hmm, any advice is good advice I guess? Any one wanna give me any pointers? I'm gonna change the picture(s) at the weekend.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/JiggerJay Awaits photoshop thread.



OK son, here are a few things. First, visit this thread at something awful and at the very least, read the OP:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3440842

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I have a wicked sense of humour (apparently)


Do you mean wicked in the KICKING RAD sense of the word, or the "I'm a bit of a bastard" fashion? either way, it's a little ambiguous and the rest of your profile gives no sense of this.

Your self summary is sparse. You graduated and are doing a masters? Great. In what? You don't have to go massively in depth, but a little detail like the field will give girls a hook to message you.

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I’m really good at: Talking, listening and organising


Isn't everyone? try and be a bit unique here. You mentioned Buddhism in your bio.. Also, it makes you seem like a 'Nice guy'. This you don't want to be.

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Six things: Family, Friends, My dog, Music, My phone and oxygen to the brain.

Everything else is replaceable.


Cliche, get rid, and replace everything except the dog, then tell us what dog it is. Also, if you really don't have 6 things, don't type anything there. It won't show on your profile.

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You want to know more!


Are you a woman in disguise? This is what literally every woman on Plenty of Fish writes. Your message me if section is the perfect place to display your wicked sense of humour and a perfect place to put a last hook.


When you put new pictures up, make sure you get one with your dog.


Anyway, I hope you find that useful. You being 6 foot should ensure interest by the way. Try to get a pic standing next to a small person who isn't as good looking.


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 9:05 am 
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Wow. I always imagined Jiggerjay to be a short skinny guy. Mind blown.

Do you not have a better pic than that? It's a pretty bad picture of you, I'm sure you could look a lot better [no homo].

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 11:11 am 
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Yeah Jigger Jay, you need a better pic, son. (No homo.)


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 11:31 am 
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Some brutally honest feedback I've just read through, I'll look through it all and make notes when I get home, I appreciate them though, really do. My friends are all too nice to be critically brutal.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 11:44 am 
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Some brutally honest feedback I've just read through, I'll look through it all and make notes when I get home, I appreciate them though, really do. My friends are all too nice to be critically brutal.


Also, don't use the same name for your profile that you use for other online accounts. Any girl who googles it will have a nice look at your online habits and personality. If you are happy with that, then fine, but otherwise...


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 11:47 am 
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Never actually taken a look at these sites before. Is income a mandatory thing to fill out?

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 3:30 pm 
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Gayest thing I've ever read.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 6:29 pm 
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I'd take the (apparently) out of the first sentence because it may read as low confidence. At least that's what I hear when girls say "or so my friends say" or "people tell me". I don't think the pic is that bad but maybe use it as a secondary pic, you need more higher res ones.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 6:32 pm 
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Gayest thing I've ever read.


:lol:

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 6:43 pm 
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It's gooseberry fool when your penis suddenly really wants to be inside someone you've only just noticed is strawberry floating gorgeous, but who probably thinks you're an immature child who can't look after themselves.

Amirite?

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:08 pm 
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Yes, when you speak like that.


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:37 pm 
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how do i grow up tho?

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 9:20 pm 
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how do i grow up tho?


When you get taller.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 9:55 pm 
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Then I wish I was a little bit taller...

Seriously though; she's 25, and doing her PhD. She's also effortlessly beautiful. It's intimidating.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 10:04 pm 
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Then I wish I was a little bit taller...

Tune 8-)

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 10:07 pm 
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Rape her or grow a set of strawberry floating balls and do something about it.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 10:09 pm 
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Rape her


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 11:23 pm 
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I mean if you want to have sex with someone, and they don't want you to, what possible recourse apart from rape do you have?


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 11:33 pm 
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It's gooseberry fool when your penis suddenly really wants to be inside someone you've only just noticed is strawberry floating gorgeous, but who probably thinks you're an immature child who can't look after themselves.

Amirite?


Jigger Jay?

(Sorry, this IS the Jigger Jay page, right? :shifty: )


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