Shouldn't be shagging someone elses' bird then

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But not quite gooseberry fool enough to resist announcing it on the web. It's like emotional irony, show you're ashamed of it by annoucing it globally!

First date with BJG is tonight. I can't remember the last time I went on a date with a girl who wasn't my ex.

Nervous? Me?

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Take her on surprise date to Scotland then she can watch us hang out

YOU KNOW YOU WANNA MINDCRIME!

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you'll be fine, I was like that on Thursday but once you get chatting and make laugh everything just flows and you'll feel much more relaxed.

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That's strawberry floating... genius! Anung strikes again!

"You cool with following me up to Scotland to watch me beat Anung at Super Smash Bros and get drunk with him?"

She'll be frothing at the gash.




Thanks, dude. I am generally a very confident person so I'm not too nervous really. It's more the fact that it is going to seem so incredibly strawberry floating weird to be somewhere with a different girl. Like, really weird.

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Thanks, dude. I am generally a very confident person so I'm not too nervous really. It's more the fact that it is going to seem so incredibly strawberry floating weird to be somewhere with a different girl. Like, really weird. [/quote]

Aye I was like that, hell I only broke up with my ex at the end of Jan.

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WHOA! I'll let you beat me so she'll think your ultra suave and not a punk. She and Donna can talk about woman things while we LAD it up in the mean streets. Froth gash.

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Posting this on my phone in her bed while she showers .

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Amateur. Join her in the shower.

Wait, you slept with her on the first date?

o/

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strawberry float that gooseberry fool, I'm coming and I'm going Jigglypuff. No quarter.

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Ob blob is a LAD!

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She gave him a blowie within hours of meeting him. This was always going to happen.

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"Danny Duberstein is good at two things. That's Math, and strawberry floatin'."

Can't believe you stood up Anung

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I believe in Peter.

Just got back home. She is absolutely lovely, has a great career, a fantastic apartment and we got on really well. The only problem is I just don't fancy her enough. I'm going to play the 'I'm not ready for another relationship' card and go back to crying over my ex.

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"Danny Duberstein is good at two things. That's Math, and strawberry floatin'."

really

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Send her my way for some rebound sex!

Yup. I could still get a boner sometimes just by looking at my ex, several years down the line. I don't see the point in stringing this girl along if I don't find her attractive enough.

Edit - I'll send her the Internet Pervert picture and see what she thinks, MCN!

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