Wow.

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Don't give in to their begging, it'll only get worse and reinforce their idea that it works. And if they jump up at the table or into the fridge (for real?) pick them up, firmly tell them "no" and chuck 'em out.

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Yes, I usually do. But they are so annoying. For example, if you go get some groceries, and just put them on your kitchen floor from the car, all 3 of them "bite" though everything they can find. Bread, mince, anything. If a cat has kittens, it turns into a scavenger it seems.

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Feeling like I have zero time on weekday evenings.

And then being lazy (on here mostly!) in the time that I do have.

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BE ATTITUDE FOR GAINS

It's because your cat needs to eat a lot if it's had kittens. It needs to eat enough to keep itself alive and also feed its kittens.

If your cat has had kittens you seriously need to feed it more. That's why it's hungry.

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I know, but like 1.5 years later...
And all the children are just as bad. The cat I had before that is normal though.

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Kill one, as a lesson to the others.

They would eat it and thank me.

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Anyone who lives/works in London will get this one...

People who stand on the left side of the escalator in Tube stations

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People walking towards you on the path moving to be right in your way when you're both already in positions to just walk past each other.

When you're caving in a group of five with three French speakers who all speak perfectly fluent English as well, yet spend more than 75% of the time conversing in French, forcing the two English speakers to not only not have a clue what is being spoke about, but to remain silent themselves, less they just choose to talk over them in English to each other.

One of them kept trying to bring the conversation back to English several times, and at least twice actually saying 'we should really be speaking in English' but the other two didn't seem to get it.

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strawberry floating bitches left and right my dick is ambidextrous

Only the French Most other Europeans apparently prefer conversing in English because it gives them more practice at the language

When you bite into a fresh piece of chewing gum only for it to shatter in your mouth. Eugh.

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When you try Juicy Fruit and the flavour goes after about 5 bites.

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People who say went when they mean gone.

Flash games.

I am FAIRLY sorry.

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People who say how much they just strawberry floating LOVE pancakes so strawberry floating much and that they CAN NOT WAIT for pancake tuesday....

JUST COOK SOME NOW THEN YOU TOSSER

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Is it pancake day tomorrow?

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