As you may or may not know I was banned a week ago. It was a tough experience. It was all due to a debate in the pics/gifs thread. A lot of people were arguing about torturing slugs and like a fool I took the wrong side. Getting banned made me realise the error of my ways.

During the past week I have been banned I have been through a lot. I decided that instead of acting like my old, unpleasant self I should embrace life and spread love. So I made a friend with a slug.

It was a greatfriendship. But one man destroyed our friendship, and I am left mourning the loss of my friend, Mister Slug. Jaxley kidnapped him and took his life in a cruel twist of fate.

Ladies and gentlemen. I present to you a film showcasing what happened in my week long ban. May you all learn from my mistakes.

And may Jaxley pay for his cruelty.