I'm just fuming at the moment and don't really know what to do about it. I'll reply to myself anyway:

Broom her
gooseberry fool on her tits

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It's like you didn't need our help!

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Lego Grand Theft Auto... You KNOW you would buy it.

It's time I followed my own sage advice

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You could also murder her and have a relationship with the corpse.

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I don't understand this mentality you clearly don't want her as a friend, so why force yourself just to make her feel better that you do? Probably 90 % of people on this forum have been friendzoned before and it's horrific, forcing it to friends like things were before just makes it harder and instantly removes any possibility of getting it back on.

If you try and be friends and accept that, it will strawberry floating kill you when she meets someone else, kill you

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The friendnzone is strawberry floating torture and a situation you shouldn't enter unless its some sort of end of the world scenario.

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*girl on dating site views your profile 7 times*

*doesn't reply to message*

Wtfmon

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Maybe she's just been flicking one out?

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I don't think I've ever been there.

Before I settled down there were girls who were friends, girls who were family members, and girls who were going to get shagged.

No such thing as friend zone. If I wanted to shag someone and they just wanted to be friends, strawberry float em, they can strawberry float off. I'm not going to follow someone around like a puppy dog with blue balls.

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Or she's shown your profile to 6 of her friends with a 'look at this loser' style comment!

GR comes up trumps

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She's playing hard to get - she wants you to track her down using the information in her profile and turn up at her place of work. When you do, instead of saying hello, just recite her entire profile back to her so she knows you took the time to read it and it will show how sweet you are.

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I believe in Peter.

Just view her profile back 7 times, then message her saying how do you like them apples quickly followed by BLOCK

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I want to be friends, we were great friends to begin with, obviously I want more, but at the same time I don't want to lose her completely, sure it may kill me to want something I can't have, but I guess it's something I have to deal with on my own.

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Man, coming from multiple times ive experienced this gooseberry fool, if you want more with a girl and she doesnt, dont just keep her round for the sake of it.. even if you were great friends before, like GL said when she meets someone it will destroy you, she'll speak to you in the day, then at night time when you're at home you'll be raging over the images in your head of her shagging this new bloke.

Get rid. Sorry But its true

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move on and be friends or stay hung up and don't. you're not going to get to have it both ways.

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Invite her round and bring out the roofies?

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Actually going to do this.

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Good thing you've started feeling new stuff in your arms now

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i heard the voice of god in my head so i grabbed a rock in a fashionista way

Totally not interesting times. I feel like gooseberry fool.