Oh, for strawberry float's sake
Seems like iTunes is the new Xbox Live. Just logged into my e-mail and there's a message from Apple saying someone has bought "掌上三国" with my account on a device that has not previously been associated with my Apple ID. Head straight to iTunes and I've got £2 something left, down from £54. Some tossbag has bought a £34.99 app and a £14.99 in game purchase. Gonna e-mail them now saying I haven't bought that wank, it's a device that's not even registered to my account, so give me my strawberry floating money back.
EDIT: Holy gooseberry fool, why, when I go to "Report a problem" do I get an FAQ page, and then something about Apple Express Lane? What's so hard about just sending a sodding e-mail? I'm pretty sure all this pretentious bollocks is new, as before I could just select a topic of issue and write a little message and that was it. Good Christ, I don't need all this rubbish right now, you idiots.
EDIT 2: Right, reported. Jesus Christ, what an incredibly gooseberry fool day. First the trains cock up, now this. Ridiculous.