Yeah, but what does she know? strawberry float all, that's what.

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"Danny Duberstein is good at two things. That's Math, and strawberry floatin'."

MAybe he shot himself, but not in the head.

Or maybe he did and he's just a monster! He was strawberry floating ugly to begin with, imagine now!

It's the youth of today. So many are ignorant or just plain stupid.

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There's a good reason for that. Take a closer look at him.

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iMoat.

Terminates itself.

.....nope. Got nothing.

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Wait till the Youtube comments!



This is just so amazing, I don't even know where to begin.

I'm Raoul Moat and shooting my ex through her Windows was my idea.

I'm a PC and making Raoul Moat shoot himself was my idea.

I'll take two.

This is the pinnacle of Raoul Moat jokes.

did Gazza shoot him?

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I know This is how I see this story being summarised in future.

1-Madman is released from prison
2-Madman shoots ex-girlfriend and boyfriend
3-Madman shoots police officer and goes into hiding
4-Paul Gascoigne turns up with lager, chicken and a fishing rod
5-Madman turns gun on himself

I would have loved to see the odds on step 4 happening.

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Just hope he dies, the man's beyond rehabilitation and doesn't deserve a second chance.

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We can't kill anyone, two wrongs don't make a Right, that said I hope he rots in prison though.

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gazza isnt that bad mate.

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It's not killing him, though.

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So, he's dead then. I was out in the pub tonight and Sky News was on the tv for the whole night, kind of weird.

Sky sources: Raoul Moat is dead.

Shot himself, a blanket was over his head upon arrival at the hospital. I imagine his head and face was not in a great condition.

Sky Sources get everywhere. I wonder if they have phones?

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Ah, so it was 'roid rage according to Sky. It all makes sense now.

EDIT: This coverage is ridiculous, so many baseless assumptions.