It's strawberry floating nuts!

Basically they've found that Moat fella...and it's all kicking off.

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strawberry floatr

Alright you try and call her back you have my permission.

I daren't even turn over to Sky News...I'd fully expect to see everyone wanking themselves into a frenzy and I can't cope with that right now.

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Paula's Mum says this, and we're essentially reporting that as fact.

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Yes, that's great, your concerned for her safety, but can you get her to take a closer look out the window and confirm exactly who has who's gun to somebody's head.

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strawberry floatr

You can do it Blow his strawberry floating head off!!!

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Been watching it on Sky news. Is the hot blonde police woman on screen on BBC news as well?

i am watching skynews because chalkindown says theres a hot policewoman on there.

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Put her on speakerphone, this is making for gooseberry fool TV.

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strawberry floatr

"Can you put her on speakerphone?"

"That's a bit impersonal..."

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WTF Sopel don't introduce yourself or anything.

I'm watching Eastenders Lucas just killed Denise ITS KICKING OFF!.

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Oh, now it turns out that Paula's mum is a liar.

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strawberry floatr

Why is the man with the camcorder videoing the reporters ear?

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Spoilers

who is paula and who is paulas mum?

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Andy Redhead? But he's got brown hair