Imagine you're late for work or something like that and you need a gooseberry fool in the morning (normally the case for me). You still have to shower, do you kill 2 birds with one stone?

What the hell is wrong with you?

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I thought everyone did

Just do it straight down the plug hole. What's wrong with that?

I'm working class, so I have a shower after work.

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christ

Showers are over rated.

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Catch it in your hand and throw it at the toilet bowl.

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I take it this is based on that 'pissing in the shower' thread?

I don't gooseberry fool in the shower, but I do gooseberry fool when I'm out in the garden. It saves water and is good for the environment and all of those other pissing in the shower arguments.

Actual LOL's

Prefer doing it in the bath. Fun pretending to have a stinky armada and making them do battle.

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Only if it's liquid diarrhea. The lumpy stuff goes straight in the dog's bowl.

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I..... Really hope everyone, who's said they do gooseberry fool in the shower, is joking. I can't tell.

I have actually shat in a shower before but that was part of a disgusting prank I played in halls in my first year of uni (our accomodation was rubbish anyway), I'd never dream of doing so under normal circumstances.

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Well, the drain is only designed to handle fluids, so if you start clogging it up with excrement I can't imagine any good will come of it.

That's disgusting why would you gooseberry fool in the shower when the shower is almost inevitably right next to if not in the same small room as the toilet?

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Personally I prefer to gooseberry fool in the sink.

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Somehow...I've always known.

I'm posting in a twenty page thread.

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I was looking for his "Bath" sketch, but Ch4 are Nazi bastards and all I could get was this

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