Michelle Ryan to play a stripper in new film...

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PostMichelle Ryan to play a stripper in new film...
by KK » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:53 pm

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FORMER EastEnders babe Michelle Ryan is set to bare all as a stripper in a new flick - and she's taking pole dancing lessons to prepare for it.

The busty brunette, who is most well known for playing troubled Zoe Slater in the BBC1 soap, said it's "great fun" honing her moves for the racy role in new movie A Girl Walks into a Bar.

Michelle, 25, explained: "I play a stripper and had to go to a pole-dancing class in LA to prepare.

"I have so much respect for the dancers. It is hard work."

But the Bionic Woman star did admit she ended up covered in bruises as she attempted the trickier routines.

We're sure it will be worth the hard graft...

Proof that all you need in life is a little patience...

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PostRe: Michelle Ryan to play a stripper in new film...
by Drunken_Master » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:57 pm

Hopefully, she hasn't been going to the Jessica Alba school of stripping.

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PostRe: Michelle Ryan to play a stripper in new film...
by Preezy » Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:03 pm

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PostRe: Michelle Ryan to play a stripper in new film...
by Christopher » Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:05 pm

Preezy wrote:Image


:lol:















My thoughts exactly :shifty:

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PostRe: Michelle Ryan to play a stripper in new film...
by Vermin » Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:06 pm

To get really into the part, Michelle, you should go back in time and get your uncle to fiddle with you.

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PostRe: Michelle Ryan to play a stripper in new film...
by rudderless » Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:14 pm

Preezy wrote:Image

:lol: I'm not sure that's ever been put to better use before.

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PostRe: Michelle Ryan to play a stripper in new film...
by Ish'kawa » Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:24 pm

i went to school with this girl. she was a banana split.

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PostRe: Michelle Ryan to play a stripper in new film...
by rudderless » Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:29 pm

Ish'kawa wrote:i went to school with this girl. she was a banana split.


That doesn't entirely surprise me, it has to be said.

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PostRe: Michelle Ryan to play a stripper in new film...
by Photek » Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:30 pm

That gif...... :lol:

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PostRe: Michelle Ryan to play a stripper in new film...
by Loire » Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:37 pm

Why this thread sucks:

She's a celebrity with no credibility
She's not hot

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PostRe: Michelle Ryan to play a stripper in new film...
by Photek » Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:40 pm

Loire wrote:Why this thread sucks:

She's a celebrity with no credibility
She's not hot

GTFO!

She has a great set of tits!

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PostRe: Michelle Ryan to play a stripper in new film...
by Cardinal Chunder » Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:41 pm

Photek wrote:
Loire wrote:Why this thread sucks:

She's a celebrity with no credibility
She's not hot

GTFO!

She has a great set of tits!


Doesn't mean she's hot though does it?

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PostRe: Michelle Ryan to play a stripper in new film...
by gaminglegend » Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:41 pm

Ish'kawa wrote:i went to school with this girl. she was a banana split.

Pics :shifty:

Info :shifty:

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PostRe: Michelle Ryan to play a stripper in new film...
by Loire » Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:43 pm

Photek wrote:
Loire wrote:Why this thread sucks:

She's a celebrity with no credibility
She's not hot

GTFO!

She has a great set of tits!


She's strawberry floating magnolia dude. I'd rather strawberry float Jessie Wallace. She looked filthy.

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PostRe: Michelle Ryan to play a stripper in new film...
by bear » Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:47 pm

Jessie Wallace only looked filthy in the "better use domestos as a lubricant" kinda way though. I reckon it'd be like strawberry floating a mouldy peanut butter and nettle sandwich.

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PostRe: Michelle Ryan to play a stripper in new film...
by JD05 » Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:47 pm

Nice tits.

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PostRe: Michelle Ryan to play a stripper in new film...
by gaminglegend » Tue Mar 30, 2010 5:03 pm

Tits :wub: :wub:

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PostRe: Michelle Ryan to play a stripper in new film...
by Nathanbrains » Tue Mar 30, 2010 5:21 pm

In my humble opinion, this thread needs more pics. But who is going to supply them?

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PostRe: Michelle Ryan to play a stripper in new film...
by Vermin » Tue Mar 30, 2010 5:26 pm

Google.

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PostRe: Michelle Ryan to play a stripper in new film...
by The People's ElboReformat » Tue Mar 30, 2010 5:44 pm

Drunken_Master wrote:Hopefully, she hasn't been going to the Jessica Alba school of stripping.

:x

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