You have attained permanent LEGENDARY EXEMPTION STATUS

I will pay every active forumite £10 if the Playstation 4 is released in 2014.

Morning guys

Looking forward to this place helping me get through the working week.

JESUS CHRIST.

Black and white Robin Williams just turned into Jesus. In Technicolor!

Have I been replaced as the resident fur?

If you're so quick to express that, then I'm sure the other members wont let you lose your resident fur status

I see.

You're not the guy who PMed me on the old forum a while back saying you recognised the image in my signature but you didn't want me to tell anyone, are you?

Richard Nixon: As I leave Vietnam today there will be no doubt in my mind that the Viet cong will be defeated. And this war will be won. It does involve as you have suggested give and take.
Adrian Cronauer: Well I really didn't make that suggestion, sir, I'm sorry. Mr Nixon, thank you for that concise political commentary, but I think I'd rather delve into a more personal for the men in the field. How would you describe your testicles?
Richard Nixon: That they're soft and they're very shallow and they serve no purpose.
Adrian Cronauer: So what are you saying, sir?
Richard Nixon: They lack the physical strength.
Adrian Cronauer: How would you describe your sex life with your wife Pat?
Richard Nixon: It is unexciting sometimes.
Adrian Cronauer: Well, you can consider a sex change. There is an operation that can transform you into a female white dane or a very hell wung chihuaua. Mr. Nixon it is rumored that you have smoked marijuana. Are you planning to take some of the marijuana home back to the United States? How would you do that?
Richard Nixon: By plane. By helicopter and also by automobile.

I only play Pac-Man and that car-jack game. There's nothing quite like scoring a caddy and mowing down street hos.