Express BOMBSHELL: Madeleine McCann's alive!

[KK]

26th April 2012



Dunno about you, but I've marked this date in my diary. Well, I at least would have if I owned one. I circled the date just to the right of Kelly Brook's left tit instead. On a calendar.

[Skarjo]

"SHE IS ALIVE"

And by that, we mean 'could' be alive.

And by that, we mean 'still haven't found her beaten raped and decomposing corpse'.

[Eighthours]

Shouldn't this be in the Entertainment folder?

[PJ]

It's that time of year again...

[KK]

There's so many lies on this front page. Calling themselves "The World's Greatest Newspaper", to attempting to dupe people into thinking the paper might actually be 5p.

[Fatal Exception]

She's turned into quite the hotty.

[Prototype]

> this meme
> has to stop

[Meep]

Just like Hitler.

[Codename 47]

Wow....talk about such a sensationalist headline Not that i'm surprised but still. "SHE'S ALIVE", then the opening line of the story "She could be alive"

[jambot]

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[jiggles]

McCanns: More money plz

[1cmanny1]

That is almost as bad as this headline
"Dinosaurs from space may have advanced intelligence"
http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/business-tech/science/120411/dinosaurs-space-may-have-advanced-intelligence


I don't know why you British folk are still looking for this girl, it is clear the parents killed her.

[Gemini73]

I don't know why you British folk are still looking for this girl, it is clear the parents killed her.

Accidently then covered it up? Yes, I've always believed that.

[Little Old Man]

What have Maddie and Princess Diana got in common? They're both dead. Move on.

[1cmanny1]

I don't know why you British folk are still looking for this girl, it is clear the parents killed her.

Accidently then covered it up? Yes, I've always believed that.

The mother was a doctor wasn't she? She would be good at hiding tracks.

[Qikz]

They never could explain how traces of Madeline's blood were found in the boot of a car they rented out 2 weeks after she'd gone missing...

[Little Old Man]

Actually, weren't there rumours about the McCanns being swingers or something? They'd go on holiday with other couples to hook up whilst the kids were left in their rooms or something?

[Shadow]

They never could explain how traces of Madeline's blood were found in the boot of a car they rented out 2 weeks after she'd gone missing...

Was it blood? I thought it was DNA? It's reasonable that hair or skin flakes or whatever could be in there.

[Lotus]

Prime example of irresponsible journalism.

[Pacman]

How can they get away with that?