I think it's either that they're humorously pointing out a perceived contradiction, or the author of the post is Falsey.

>humourous
> Falsey

In other news I don't want to go to school today. I want to stay home and play on my video games.

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House viewing between 11 and 12.

I guess I should probably make an effort to make myself look respectable.

Also, my dressing gown smells of damp cos I didn't dry it properly, so now I smell worse than I actually do.

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You should get naked. Flaccid penis on a Wednesday morning impresses all.

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I might try and time it so I come out the shower in my towel when they arrive.


If I don't go now, then this might actually happen though, so.

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strawberry float it. I didn't exactly roll around in mud yesterday. Lazy day doesn't need a shower.

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That's the perfect time. The hot water will ensure that your body is suitably warm, and your manhood will be at optimal size.

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no u

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Alrady am. Day off from work, only plan to get dressed for when I leave to have some lunch with a mate (don't think the nudity would go down well).

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None of the bedrooms upstairs are open.

Also, gonna greet them in my pole dancing championships t-shirt. Let them know where it's at.

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Now I'm imagining Laurinaitis walking around in the buff. Cheers Banj.

In other news, I turned up to class fifteen minutes late only to have an email sitting in my inbox informing me that the class time has been pushed back by an hour. Well strawberry float. And to top it off, I just tried to log in here using my uni details.

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Why do people that drink coffee smell like horse gooseberry fool ?

As soon as they open their mouth I die a little inside.

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Quick, easy, and often entertaining way to read long stories in bullet point form. strawberry float all those connectives and gooseberry fool.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/greentext-stories

Can also be used to briefly point out contradictions, etc.

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I believe in Peter.

Job hunting is so tedious. Ughhh

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I just sprayed shaving cream all over myself thinking I was holding a can of deodorant.

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Are you Lister?

I've done the opposite.

Agreed

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Funny Story.

I once used a version of MSN that changed the name of the account holder each time you changed your screen name. When I was unemployed 2 years back I discovered that I'd been sending emails for 2 months to apply for jobs with my name appearing as "Scotticus Erroticus" instead of Scott Herd, because of that bloody MSN version!

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Handy if you're applying as a porn star, I suppose.

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My little brother did that in front of the whole family on Christmas morning once.

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