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I am quite worried that she'll start to believe I am stalking her if I ask her out for a drink :lol: It has got to the stage where its a genuine concern, it must be worse for her, being a girl n'all that.

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Scotticus Erroticus wrote:
I am quite worried that she'll start to believe I am stalking her if I ask her out for a drink :lol: It has got to the stage where its a genuine concern, it must be worse for her, being a girl n'all that.

Girls love a bit of danger, it might be a turn on :?:

Srsly, might be an unconscious thing, you're this good looking mystery guy that seems nice but could be a rapist. Practically a recipe for love!

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Scotticus Erroticus wrote:
I am quite worried that she'll start to believe I am stalking her if I ask her out for a drink :lol: It has got to the stage where its a genuine concern, it must be worse for her, being a girl n'all that.

Girls love a bit of danger, it might be a turn on :?:

Srsly, might be an unconscious thing, you're this good looking mystery guy that seems nice but could be a rapist. Practically a recipe for love!


Where are you from? I'm on the sex offenders register.


Next time I see her I'll see how she feels about a coffee... I think.

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Scotticus Erroticus wrote:
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Scotticus Erroticus wrote:
I am quite worried that she'll start to believe I am stalking her if I ask her out for a drink :lol: It has got to the stage where its a genuine concern, it must be worse for her, being a girl n'all that.

Girls love a bit of danger, it might be a turn on :?:

Srsly, might be an unconscious thing, you're this good looking mystery guy that seems nice but could be a rapist. Practically a recipe for love!


Where are you from? I'm on the sex offenders register.


Next time I see her I'll see how she feels about a coffee... I think.

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For the love of God, Scotty, tap dat.


Dude, its not that simple yo'

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Is she actually only 4 foot tall though?

Probably been stalking a child.



In which case I agree about needing to "tap dat"

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I'd say she's about 4" 5/6/7 inches. Ridiculously small.

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Dude, its not that simple yo'


It is. You're just making it complicated.
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I'd say she's about 4" 5/6/7 inches. Ridiculously small.

Just think how big your penis will feel inside her :)

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I'd say she's about 4" 5/6/7 inches. Ridiculously small.

Just think how big your penis will feel inside her :)


Or even how big it'd look beside her.

That's not to say that Mr Erroticus necessarily has a "wee willy winky". We're not saying that.

The other advantage of having a petite GF is that you can shag them in exotic positions without your arms getting tired so quickly. More room in the shower too.

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Scotticus Erroticus wrote:
I'd say she's about 4" 5/6/7 inches. Ridiculously small.

Just think how big your penis will feel inside her :)


Or even how big it'd look beside her.

That's not to say that Mr Erroticus necessarily has a "wee willy winky". We're not saying that.

The other advantage of having a petite GF is that you can shag them in exotic positions without your arms getting tired so quickly. More room in the shower too.


Did he say she was petite? She could just be short and dumpy.

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:lol:

Well if I wasn't a stalker before then I certainly am now.

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Well if I wasn't a stalker before then I certainly am now.


Did you find out where she live and stand outside her house breathing heavily against the window?

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