Darth Vader really did kill Luke's father. Once his personality took over, Anakin disappeared.
Luke and Leia didn't know about being siblings, but if you look closely at their expressions when they kiss, you can see a hint of doubt and WTF in both their eyes. That is the force giving them a warning.

Ewoks are the perfect denizens of a forest plant. I agree they took it too far with the whole tribal celebration at the end, but being primitive forest dwellers, it's obvious they have strong spiritual beliefs and are a bit crazy. As for their winning the Endor battle, Lucas wanted to give out the message that grassroots spiritualism is stronger than soul-less machine-like empires. Life and love conquer everything, just like in Avatar.

The Ewoks were willing to EAT sentient beings before they thought a robot was a god. strawberry floating savages. Also, Caravan of Courage.

i literally walked out of my dads balls and he didn't even need to eject me. I beat you with these socks filled with cow ears so you could hear the last words i said to them before i killed them all.

i refuse to believe storm troopers, the emperor's finest no less, are brought down by care bears and a handful of strawberry floating rebels.

There once was a man named Scotticus
The poetry he wrote was Erotticus
He came in third
Flipped the judges the bird
Then went home and moaned about it a bit on GRcade.

This thread is great So many exciting Star Wars opinions and reviews.

It has got me in the mood to watch it tonight, and thus, I shall be. Return of the Jedi on a 55 inch TV? Awesome.

Worst 'i've got a 55 inch tv' post

There once was a man named Scotticus
The poetry he wrote was Erotticus
He came in third
Flipped the judges the bird
Then went home and moaned about it a bit on GRcade.

Never heard of episodes IV, V and VI. Are they fan projects? And why would you include those and not the original A New Hope?

What... the... strawberry float... are... you... talking... about?

I believe he's pretending that episodes I, II and III never happened, therefore making the original trilogy I, II and III (not IV, V and VI), thus IV, V and VI not existing. He's cocked it up by referring to Star Wars as "A New Hope" though.

The Empire's Finest? Come on, those guys couldn't hit a barn door with a banjo. It just goes to show that cloning is an ultimately degenerative process.

i literally walked out of my dads balls and he didn't even need to eject me. I beat you with these socks filled with cow ears so you could hear the last words i said to them before i killed them all.

I believe he's pretending that episodes I, II and III never happened, therefore making the original trilogy I, II and III (not IV, V and VI), thus IV, V and VI not existing. He's cocked it up by referring to Star Wars as "A New Hope" though.

It's the best looking piss I have ever seen

thats the problem with the movies. the imperial navy and army are much better represented in the books than the actual movies.

to be fair, blasters are random according to obi wan.