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PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 11:35 pm 
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It's gooseberry fool when your penis suddenly really wants to be inside someone you've only just noticed is strawberry floating gorgeous, but who probably thinks you're an immature child who can't look after themselves.

Amirite?


Jigger Jay?


No, the girl isn't Jigger Jay.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 11:43 pm 
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Igor wrote:
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It's gooseberry fool when your penis suddenly really wants to be inside someone you've only just noticed is strawberry floating gorgeous, but who probably thinks you're an immature child who can't look after themselves.

Amirite?


Jigger Jay?


No, the girl isn't Jigger Jay.


Damn, I really thought it was. :|


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 1:52 pm 
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 2:41 pm 
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You're about to cum, then throw it at a girl?


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 7:21 am 
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Sounds like my girlfriend is kind of getting stalked :( . I feel pretty damn ill right now.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:41 am 
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Recap:

You went to Canada to see her (for the first time) and then got gooseberry fool for not having sex with her? That was you right?

Is she still over there?

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 9:00 am 
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Yes.

She's staying with me this summer. And we're gonna do it(Y)

But apparently this guy is obsessed with her. And came over to her house while she was out. And is on meds. I'm worried :|

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 9:08 am 
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 9:15 am 
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 9:18 am 
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She lives in Canada. I Live in the UK.

If I could I would have had him up against a wall. I mean he could probably beat the gooseberry fool out of me. But this girl is everything to me. And I know I'm gonna get some gooseberry fool like 'hurr durr, only lived with her for 3 weeks hurr durr' but it's true.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 9:22 am 
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Yes.

She's staying with me this summer. And we're gonna do it(Y)

But apparently this guy is obsessed with her. And came over to her house while she was out. And is on meds. I'm worried :|

Isn't she more like a pen pal you have met once then? Weren't you "gonna do it" last time too?

If he was that obsessed with her to the point he was her stalker, would it not make more sense to go over to her house when she was actually in? As it is, he just sounds like a very eager estate agent.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 9:26 am 
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No we're not just pen pals. once we both have our lives sorted one of us will be making the jump. Could be 2 years. Could be 5. That's how much we like each other. I've told her to leave me a few times because I'm a bit of a mess and she wont. She's pretty amazing. probably not the kind of girl you guys would go for, but meh.

No. He went over uninvited. Assuming she was there. That's stalkerish. Probably got her address off of the internet. He only knows her from work.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 9:30 am 
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 9:31 am 
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Yes.

She's staying with me this summer. And we're gonna do it(Y)

But apparently this guy is obsessed with her. And came over to her house while she was out. And is on meds. I'm worried :|


Did he strawberry float her before ?

Then it's not stalking . She playing games.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 9:33 am 
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We're both virgins...

me and you guys live in 2 different worlds :lol:

No. He literally only knows her from work. He's not even good friends with her or anything.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 9:38 am 
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How many times has he gone to her house? If it's just the once that doesn't really class as "stalking" yet. And if it's happened enough to class as stalking, has she contacted the mounties, or are you the only other person who knows about this stalker situation?

Are you absolutely sure that this isn't some elaborate ploy where she can fake her own death in order to get out of a relationship while avoiding the guilt caused by the "it's not you, it's me" conversation?

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 9:45 am 
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That's quite the elaborate ruse you're suggesting there Frank.

10 months today with the other half :) :wub: Bit of a tough weekend but never mind. Things seem to be all good now :)

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 9:47 am 
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That's quite the elaborate ruse you're suggesting there Frank.


Wouldn't be the first time it's happened... :x

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 9:47 am 
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Are you absolutely sure that this isn't some elaborate ploy where she can fake her own death in order to get out of a relationship while avoiding the guilt caused by the "it's not you, it's me" conversation?


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Seeing as how she's not an awful person. And I speak to most of her friends and family. I doubt it

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 9:47 am 
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Seriously? :shock: :?

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