I just asked what FB meant? What's wrong with that?

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I guess I was hoping you'd asked her if she meant strawberry float buddy.

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"Danny Duberstein is good at two things. That's Math, and strawberry floatin'."

Subtlety, my boy. I has it!

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FB = Faecal Breasts?

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I too was hoping his excitement would transfer badly into his reply.

I find the idea of saying "do you want a strawberry float buddy" kinda odd though. Just get on with it, don't make it "official".

Checked my old email account today and had an email from okcupid. I remember signing up to it when someone here was saying to look at this girl. Can't remember anyway. I have a "match" despite having no information about myself whatsoever on the site. I decided to have a look and the girl actually sounds kinda interesting. Plus in one of her pics she kinda looks like Maggie Gyllenhall. Maybe I'll message her. Hmmmm.

I bottled asking for some girls number at the weekend. Went into town with my parents and after my eye test met up with them and went to Whittards. Got chatting to the girl who worked there and unless I've been "out of the game" for so long, I think we were kinda being a bit flirty. I wanted to ask her if she wanted to do something sometime, but the fact she was working, and my parents were in the shop browsing just made me totally bottle it . She was born in Malaysia too and was talking to me about food. Perfect.

Maybe I'll go back this weekend and try it .

I'll ask if she has fb.

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strawberry float this gooseberry fool, get me on a dating site.... which ones are recommended?

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Also what do I put in the personal ad without sounding too needy/rapey?

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As long as that isn't instead of her number.

"I'm definitely not a rapist".

Good thinking batman, in regards to the photo, I used your towel pic and shopped my face over it, that cool with you?

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Yeah, cool.

Don't worry I'll reference you in the comments section.

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So weekend.....

Ended up pulling the girl who has been texting me and told me she liked me when I was with my ex. Halfway through doing the deed and suddenly she asks to stop because she felt a bit awkward as she knows my ex and also I know her ex

Ended up just falling asleep and slept most of Saturday with her cuddled up, she kept kissing me but that was it.

Saturday night went back out, ex was out but she didn't come and say hi or anything ignored me all night and then left, the other girl asked me over again but again she didn't want to do anything.

Last night got back to Newcastle ended up going out the girl who I've been seeing up here, think she wants a relationship which I definitely dont at the moment and told her that when we first started seeing each other. Like the thing of having her with me and watching and films like that but not seeing it going anywhere.

Then low and behold the ex sends me a message on Facebook this evening asking to meet up for drinks in Newcastle over the weekend not too sure what to say....

Women! Why isn't life so bloody easy without all this strawberry floating drama!

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Do you have a FB though?

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It was Facebook.






FML!

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Boom!

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D'oh can understand the confusion if it was worded how you put it its an odd way of wording it......

Sent her this "I cba with this any more" text and now I'm in the driving seat again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH9ajekHNKM#t=2m45s

Anyone got any tips for writing one of these relationship sites "about me" things.

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Adapt the truth.

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