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PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 5:02 pm 
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20 year old nailing a fifteen year old is not on. The 17 year old with a 12 year old is strawberry floating diabolical. How was that allowed to go on for any length of time?

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 6:00 pm 
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The 20 something year old squaddies used to strawberry float a lot of 13/14 year old girls around my area. I was well jelly, because I was 13 and stood no chance. The 'Squaddie Mattresses' as we called those slags all hung around the band stand just outside of the town centre, where much fingering, blowing, shagging and spying :shifty: went on.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 6:12 pm 
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One of the 'squaddie' types from Air Cadets decided to leave his missus for a 14 year old. He was about 19-20 at the time. Her dad was chief superintendent of the local constabulary.

Somehow, they're still together, with everyone's approval despite the legalities at the time.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 6:21 pm 
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Awww, young love :wub:

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 6:53 pm 
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I don't understand how you could even spend time with a 15 year old when you're 20. It would make me want to tear my hair out.


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 7:20 pm 
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One of my mates I've talked about before on here is strawberry floating weird like this.

He was in year 10, and got talking to this girl in year strawberry floating 6 (so 10/11). How he came about that I don't know, I certainly don't know little girls outside of family. Maybe he lured her with sweets at the playground gates? Anyway he got talking to her (what did he talk about with her, strawberry floating last nights Newsround?) and a year later when she was in year 7 (so 11/12) he got with her.

Kept it from everyone, seriously he didn't tell a soul. However people noticed, I noticed, it was god damn odd. Then the police got involved, asked both sets of parents if they knew what was going on, they must have, since nothing came of that. That was that really, the banter at the pub or at someones house between the rest of us when he wasn't there was (and still is) strawberry floating fantastic :lol: We all felt it was disgusting, but the couple of times anyone mentioned it, he went quiet, and sometimes cut contact with those people for a while. It was the under aged elephant in the room.

Then he got drunk on holiday and one of my mates got out of him that he played cricket on (her undeveloped wicket) at 13. Yeah. And plenty of times since. Give him his dues, he's 21 now, and still with her at 16. Probably going to downgrade soon to a younger model? Why we didn't tell the police I don't know.

Best of it is, there's a chance he wants to go into teaching!


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 7:22 pm 
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One of my mates I've talked about before on here is strawberry floating weird like this.

He was in year 10, and got talking to this girl in year strawberry floating 6 (so 10/11). How he came about that I don't know, I certainly don't know little girls outside of family. Maybe he lured her with sweets at the playground gates? Anyway he got talking to her (what did he talk about with her, strawberry floating last nights Newsround?) and a year later when she was in year 7 (so 11/12) he got with her.

Kept it from everyone, seriously he didn't tell a soul. However people noticed, I noticed, it was god damn odd. Then the police got involved, asked both sets of parents if they knew what was going on, they must have, since nothing came of that. That was that really, the banter at the pub or at someones house between the rest of us when he wasn't there was (and still is) strawberry floating fantastic :lol: We all felt it was disgusting, but the couple of times anyone mentioned it, he went quiet, and sometimes cut contact with those people for a while. It was the under aged elephant in the room.

Then he got drunk on holiday and one of my mates got out of him that he played cricket on (her undeveloped wicket) at 13. Yeah. And plenty of times since. Give him his dues, he's 21 now, and still with her at 16. Probably going to downgrade soon to a younger model? Why we didn't tell the police I don't know.

Best of it is, there's a chance he wants to go into teaching!


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 7:23 pm 
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strawberry floating hell :lol:


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There was a girl in my year who made the mistake of getting it on with some guy in the Navy at 14. strawberry floated her good several times, and told her where to go :fp:

She never lived that one down. Eventually she started cutting herself.


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 8:21 pm 
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This thread just got creepy all of a sudden :lol:

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This thread just got creepysexy all of a sudden :lol:


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The weirdest thing I got is a girl I know getting engaged to a 23 year old, when she was 16.

I don't know what the strawberry float is wrong with the people you guys know. They should be taken out the back and shot.

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This thread just got creepy all of a sudden :lol:


Grcade creepy? Never! :lol:

Everyone has a mate that is weird. Mine just specialised in seducing young girls. Couple more years and he can bring her to the pub to meet us all....hahahahaha. I suppose we could all go now if we sit in the family area?


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This thread just got creepy all of a sudden :lol:


Grcade creepy? Never! :lol:

Everyone has a mate that is weird. Mine just specialised in seducing young girls. Couple more years and he can bring her to the pub to meet us all....hahahahaha. I suppose we could all go now if we sit in the family area?


Your mate is a paedophile.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 8:39 pm 
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 8:39 pm 
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Dr Cottle wrote:
The weirdest thing I got is a girl I know getting engaged to a 23 year old, when she was 16.

I don't know what the strawberry float is wrong with the people you guys know. They should be taken out the back and shot.


Shot up the bum, with sperm. Amiright?

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Dr Cottle wrote:
The weirdest thing I got is a girl I know getting engaged to a 23 year old, when she was 16.

I don't know what the strawberry float is wrong with the people you guys know. They should be taken out the back and shot.


My Mum married my Dad the day after her 18th. He was 29. :shifty:

They got divorced once, but remarried straight after. Still together nearly 30 years on.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 8:42 pm 
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Little Old Man wrote:
Dr Cottle wrote:
This thread just got creepy all of a sudden :lol:


Grcade creepy? Never! :lol:

Everyone has a mate that is weird. Mine just specialised in seducing young girls. Couple more years and he can bring her to the pub to meet us all....hahahahaha. I suppose we could all go now if we sit in the family area?


Your mate is a paedophile.


Not much we can do about it now though. Don't think the police would give a gooseberry fool. Or would they? What evidence would they need :shifty:


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Dr Cottle wrote:
The weirdest thing I got is a girl I know getting engaged to a 23 year old, when she was 16.

I don't know what the strawberry float is wrong with the people you guys know. They should be taken out the back and shot.


My Mum married my Dad the day after her 18th. He was 29. :shifty:

They got divorced once, but remarried straight after. Still together nearly 30 years on.


I know I'm going to sound like a complete moron, but did they get remarried to each other having thought it over or have they been 30 years now with their new partners?

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Remarried to each other. Only lasted a few weeks the divorce.

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