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PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 3:12 pm 
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Right the new girl is coming over on Thursday and I said I'd cook, any ideas what to do? :fp:

Gone through numerous cook books and cannot see anything that I want to do....

quite a capable cook but nothing that leaps off the page and says WOOO


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 3:15 pm 
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Curry, greatest food ever, if she doesnt eat currry, tell her to strawberry float off :shifty:


Personally, curry leaves me sluggish and bloated and never in the mood for sexytime.

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JChalmers wrote:
Right the new girl is coming over on Thursday and I said I'd cook, any ideas what to do? :fp:

Gone through numerous cook books and cannot see anything that I want to do....

quite a capable cook but nothing that leaps off the page and says WOOO Image


Penis shaped foods will make her well horny. Sausages, Bananas, Cucumber, Corn on the Cobb....

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 3:21 pm 
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Penis shaped foods will make her well horny. Sausages, Bananas, Cucumber, Corn on the Cobb....


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 5:48 pm 
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Three weeks ago this girl said she'd come over when she got back from holiday because I had a free house. As short a time ago as Sunday she said she'd come over and and now nothing, sent a text early afternoon and still have nothing. A 3 week long cock-tease and now I'm spending the night in an empty house. I'm strawberry floating angry

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 6:29 pm 
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Anyone know of any decent escort agencies in Edinburgh?


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 6:47 pm 
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The girl took it pretty well, thankfully. I'm gutted, in a way; if I wasn't such a shallow twat I could have had something pretty special there. :(

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:29 pm 
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Anyone know of any decent escort agencies in Edinburgh?


I thought you had a girlfriend?

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:37 pm 
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The girl took it pretty well, thankfully. I'm gutted, in a way; if I wasn't such a shallow twat I could have had something pretty special there. :(


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hey man, I jest, Ive sabotaged about 4 potential relationships in the 3 years since my last long term girlfriend :fp: Not for your reason, just because Ive tarred all women with the same "wanker" brush

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Single again, she didn't see a future with us.

Shallow you were right. After everything i did for valentines day I feel like a mug!


Cut all ties now thats it

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Oblomov Boblomov wrote:
The girl took it pretty well, thankfully. I'm gutted, in a way; if I wasn't such a shallow twat I could have had something pretty special there. :(


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hey man, I jest, Ive sabotaged about 4 potential relationships in the 3 years since my last long term girlfriend :fp: Not for your reason, just because Ive tarred all women with the same "wanker" brush


That what you get for telling them you prefer Chris to Leon ;)

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:41 pm 
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glowy69 wrote:
Oblomov Boblomov wrote:
The girl took it pretty well, thankfully. I'm gutted, in a way; if I wasn't such a shallow twat I could have had something pretty special there. :(


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hey man, I jest, Ive sabotaged about 4 potential relationships in the 3 years since my last long term girlfriend :fp: Not for your reason, just because Ive tarred all women with the same "wanker" brush


That what you get for telling them you prefer Chris to Leon ;)


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wait, I sabotaged it not them. So yeah :P :(

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Single again, she didn't see a future with us.

Shallow you were right. After everything i did for valentines day I feel like a mug!


Cut all ties now thats it

In a world of hurt!


Not good mate but surely it was worth trying at least.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:58 pm 
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 9:03 pm 
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Rubix wrote:
Single again, she didn't see a future with us.

Shallow you were right. After everything i did for valentines day I feel like a mug!


Cut all ties now thats it

In a world of hurt!


Ah gooseberry fool, was it you who posted that lovely meal in the food thread?

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 9:32 pm 
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Single again, she didn't see a future with us.

Shallow you were right. After everything i did for valentines day I feel like a mug!


Cut all ties now thats it

In a world of hurt!


Ah gooseberry fool, was it you who posted that lovely meal in the food thread?


yeah lot of effort gone to waste

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 9:39 pm 
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That sucks. Probably my cousin. She said she'd dump her bf if all they did for valentines day was cook a meal for them. :roll:

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:11 pm 
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Rubix wrote:
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Single again, she didn't see a future with us.

Shallow you were right. After everything i did for valentines day I feel like a mug!


Cut all ties now thats it

In a world of hurt!


Ah gooseberry fool, was it you who posted that lovely meal in the food thread?


yeah lot of effort gone to waste


Sadly it's the sign of the times. I bet if you'd smacked her in the face you'd still be with her now...

Girls love bastards, it's pointless making that kind of effort no matter how much you want to :cry:

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Anyone know of any decent escort agencies in Edinburgh?


www.adultwork.com

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