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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 1:07 am 
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She's a banana split. Only go there if it's to play the game back on her.


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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 1:15 am 
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I'm being messed about.
I was sorta seeing someone, very early days and going quite slow.
Then she gets back with her ex.
Then texts me on Valentines Day saying she loves me.
Then posts all the presents and messages her ex, now boyfriend, has got her and claims to have had he best Valentines Day ever.
Then for the next two days texts me asking if i got any surprise valentines cards in the post.
Today a card did turn up, no name just a Guess Who?
She texts me asking who sent it?
I sarcastically claimed i didn't know.
She asked if it made me smile.
I said yes, but then it reminded me of my crippling loneliness and burnt the card. I did not burn the card.
She said to keep my chin and that someone wants me.
I said "Nah, if they did they'd do something about it"
She replied with "maybe its complicated"


She'll keep you on your toes. I say go for it.



Plus I bet shes mad in the sack. As long as you dont mind losing your sanity, dignity and friends (all three nearly happened to me in a very similar situation.)


Serious time: cut her off, she sounds mental.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 1:36 am 
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CaptainCalcium wrote:
Prototype wrote:
plasticcoated wrote:
I'm being messed about.
I was sorta seeing someone, very early days and going quite slow.
Then she gets back with her ex.
Then texts me on Valentines Day saying she loves me.
Then posts all the presents and messages her ex, now boyfriend, has got her and claims to have had he best Valentines Day ever.
Then for the next two days texts me asking if i got any surprise valentines cards in the post.
Today a card did turn up, no name just a Guess Who?
She texts me asking who sent it?
I sarcastically claimed i didn't know.
She asked if it made me smile.
I said yes, but then it reminded me of my crippling loneliness and burnt the card. I did not burn the card.
She said to keep my chin and that someone wants me.
I said "Nah, if they did they'd do something about it"
She replied with "maybe its complicated"


She'll keep you on your toes. I say go for it.



Plus I bet shes mad in the sack. As long as you dont mind losing your sanity, dignity and friends (all three nearly happened to me in a very similar situation.)



What happened, man?

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 2:15 am 
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Just got in, was a quality night, spent most of the night chatting and finding out we have loads in common. Talked so much we realised we were 10 mins late for the film :fp: didn't get out of the cinema until 11.40 but rather than call it a night she suggested more drinks and ended up getting back about 10 mins ago :)

Think she's coming over on the weekend one night, that's the only problem, she works weekend days and I work full-time through the week, so it's really only nights we can see each other but we both said it works for each other for the time being.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 6:39 am 
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I wouldn't worry so much about that. I have classes Monday-Thursday and Anung has class Thursday Friday. I also work, including most weekends. :fp: But we get to see each other enough despite that, even if we have a couple of hours to share a dinner in the evening. It almost makes things easier, as living together all the time - he drives me mental. A small break from each other for a few days, ready to rekindle everything later really works.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:01 am 
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It does make me wonder why the majority of the Advice in this thread is backward..

Scenario: I like her. I think she likes me.

Answer: Back off. Leave her alone. Don't text.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:04 am 
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Songwriter wrote:
It does make me wonder why the majority of the Advice in this thread is backward..

Scenario: I like her. I think she likes me.

Answer: Back off. Leave her alone. Don't text.


No its more along the lines of

Scenario: I like her. I think she likes me.

Answer: Get in there lad and smash that.

Scenario: I like her. I think shes messing me around.

Answer: Back off. Leave her alone. Don't text.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:08 am 
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Or if we're feeling really generous:

Scenario: I like her. I think she likes me.

Answer: Get in there lad and smash that.

Scenario: I like her. I think shes messing me around.

Answer: Back off. Leave her alone. Don't text.

Scenario: But I REALLY like her.

Answer: gooseberry fool on her tits.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:16 am 
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noob: i liek an gril halp

assholes: strawberry float it all up lawl

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:22 am 
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Scenario: I like her. I think she likes me.

Answer: Plough her. Worry about relationship technicalities later.

Scenario: I like her. I think she's messing me around.

Answer: Plough her. Worry about relationship technicalities later.

Scenario: But I REALLY like her.

Answer: Plough her. Worry about relationship technicalities later.

noob: i liek an gril halp

assholes: Plough her. Worry about relationship technicalities later.

The right answer.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:26 am 
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Cheers for the advice guys I really appreciate it, we were going to hang out tomorrow as friends but it's too soon to really assume it can all go back to normal like that, so as much as it strawberry floating pains me we'll give each other some space.

I feel really numb today, she has had such a positive impact on my life and then she's just thrown it all away in one swoop.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:28 am 
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plasticcoated wrote:
I'm being messed about.
I was sorta seeing someone, very early days and going quite slow.
Then she gets back with her ex.
Then texts me on Valentines Day saying she loves me.
Then posts all the presents and messages her ex, now boyfriend, has got her and claims to have had he best Valentines Day ever.
Then for the next two days texts me asking if i got any surprise valentines cards in the post.
Today a card did turn up, no name just a Guess Who?
She texts me asking who sent it?
I sarcastically claimed i didn't know.
She asked if it made me smile.
I said yes, but then it reminded me of my crippling loneliness and burnt the card. I did not burn the card.
She said to keep my chin and that someone wants me.
I said "Nah, if they did they'd do something about it"
She replied with "maybe its complicated"


Complicated? Complicated?! You complicated matters by getting back with gimped out ex!
Women.


Worst rap song ever. Doesn't even rhyme.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:32 am 
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Something pretty shitty happened to me relationship wise the other night, but i don't want to post about it here incase a certain someone reads this :shifty:

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:32 am 
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Fatal Exception wrote:
plasticcoated wrote:
I'm being messed about.
I was sorta seeing someone, very early days and going quite slow.
Then she gets back with her ex.
Then texts me on Valentines Day saying she loves me.
Then posts all the presents and messages her ex, now boyfriend, has got her and claims to have had he best Valentines Day ever.
Then for the next two days texts me asking if i got any surprise valentines cards in the post.
Today a card did turn up, no name just a Guess Who?
She texts me asking who sent it?
I sarcastically claimed i didn't know.
She asked if it made me smile.
I said yes, but then it reminded me of my crippling loneliness and burnt the card. I did not burn the card.
She said to keep my chin and that someone wants me.
I said "Nah, if they did they'd do something about it"
She replied with "maybe its complicated"


Complicated? Complicated?! You complicated matters by getting back with gimped out ex!
Women.


Worst rap song ever. Doesn't even rhyme.


I thought it was the latest song from 'The Streets'.

I said yes, but then it reminded me of my crippling loneliness and burnt the card. I did not burn the card.
She said to keep my chin and that someone wants me.
I said "Nah, if they did they'd do something about it"
She replied with "maybe its complicated"

People pushing by, and walking off into the night...

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:35 am 
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Can't stop reading it in Mike Skinner's voice now :lol: God The Streets are gooseberry fool.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 11:16 am 
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Something pretty shitty happened to me relationship wise the other night, but i don't want to post about it here incase a certain someone reads this :shifty:

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 11:27 am 
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Im not going to go into details but Im going to post here so people will pay attention to me, ask for more info and by extension, boost my ego.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 11:36 am 
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 11:38 am 
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Im not going to go into details but Im going to post here so people will pay attention to me, ask for more info and by extension, boost my ego.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Sorry Ad, it is kind of funny.

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