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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:10 pm 
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Dreamt about shagging my ex last night, it's not like I want her still, just really want sex :lol:


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:30 am 
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Texting girl earlier to confirm time

her: "I'm going to eat you under the table"
me : "I don't think that's allowed in that place :P" - (legitimately meaning in the place in question no-one but me can eat as much)
her: "Silly I didn't mean that, unsure if you read that in a filthy way or not lol. But I will eat you under the table ;)"
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Bitches Mayne :shifty:


What sort of woman boasts about being able to eat more than you? I realise there's a potential naughty subtext but she sounds like a bloater and proud of it.


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:35 am 
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Browsing through some matches on OKcupid... and the recent ex shows up :fp: Although even Okcupid believes we should just be friends! Just got talking to someone who likes Doctor Who, I think it's gooseberry fool, let's see if I can wing this.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:36 am 
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Texting girl earlier to confirm time

her: "I'm going to eat you under the table"
me : "I don't think that's allowed in that place :P" - (legitimately meaning in the place in question no-one but me can eat as much)
her: "Silly I didn't mean that, unsure if you read that in a filthy way or not lol. But I will eat you under the table ;)"
me :


Bitches Mayne :shifty:


What sort of woman boasts about being able to eat more than you? I realise there's a potential naughty subtext but she sounds like a bloater and proud of it.


Do you have a problem with women who like to eat a lot of food?

I assume it'd be alright to say "what sort of man boasts about being able to eat more than you?".

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:42 am 
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I don't think boasting about gorging yourself is a particular attractive quality in anyone. It's the same reason I no longer hang out with people who judge the quality of a night out on the basis of just how much alcohol they managed to put away.


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:44 am 
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I imagine it was just a jokey remark.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:58 am 
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I don't think boasting about gorging yourself is a particular attractive quality in anyone. It's the same reason I no longer hang out with people who judge the quality of a night out on the basis of just how much alcohol they managed to put away.


Fair enough... don't want to appear too overly-PC, just think 'person' would've been the better word. :)

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 1:23 am 
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Quiet you. I've no problem at all with people going on the bants (sorry Denster) or anything like that and I still do sometimes go out with the intent of getting hammered but I got fed up of hanging around with lads who made a point of keeping score when it came to how much drink you had in a night. The aim of a night out had shifted away from enjoying yourself and was instead a once or twice a week pissing contest where I ended up feeling pressured into keeping up the pace with others in my group of friends. It wasn't doing my health or wealth any good so I moved away from it over the last 18 months or so and tried to focus on nights out where I was enjoying myself by going to gigs to hear the band or going to clubs and remembering who I had been chatting up the night before. I don't think that makes me dull.


Proto I'll admit I should just have said person.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 1:40 am 
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Is it bad that this girl on OkCupid has already decided to nickname me Dodger (my name is Jamie, so I guess Jammie Dodger?)

Seems quite nice so far, note to self, be patient Jay.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 4:46 am 
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I found my boss on OKC yesterday :shifty: Almost rushed to cancel the stalker/visitor feature but then saw she hadn't logged in for months 8-)

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 6:40 am 
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Is it bad that this girl on OkCupid has already decided to nickname me Dodger (my name is Jamie, so I guess Jammie Dodger?)

Seems quite nice so far, note to self, be patient Jay.


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 9:02 am 
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Quiet you. I've no problem at all with people going on the bants (sorry Denster) or anything like that and I still do sometimes go out with the intent of getting hammered but I got fed up of hanging around with lads who made a point of keeping score when it came to how much drink you had in a night. The aim of a night out had shifted away from enjoying yourself and was instead a once or twice a week pissing contest where I ended up feeling pressured into keeping up the pace with others in my group of friends. It wasn't doing my health or wealth any good so I moved away from it over the last 18 months or so and tried to focus on nights out where I was enjoying myself by going to gigs to hear the band or going to clubs and remembering who I had been chatting up the night before. I don't think that makes me dull.


Proto I'll admit I should just have said person.

Glowy, £5 says manny quotes this post. :P



I agree. Like sometimes I'll go out but I'll take the car and just have a couple of pints throughout the night, and I'm looked at like some kind of villain to humanity, as though I could never ever dream of having a good time without being full to the brim of alcohol.


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 11:45 am 
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Touch Wood :shifty: Don't want to ruin this in advance but I think last night went well, some hilarious conversations about dogging, peados and stalking then turned into a drive to the beach while it was freaking pissing down and freezing, to a nice drive home, with a gentlemanly hug and kiss on cheek routine.

Texted me almost a few minutes later apologising for being shy and that she would of replied with the kiss but thought I'd be like "wtf" :lol: hopefully this leads to epic bants later this week. :P

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 11:57 am 
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Pretty much 10 months with the other half now. Good times :) Almost made it through the first 2 semesters of uni with only seeing each other once a week for anything between 6 hours and 2 days. Not sure if that makes it harder or easier...

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:03 pm 
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Pretty much 10 months with the other half now. Good times :) Almost made it through the first 2 semesters of uni with only seeing each other once a week for anything between 6 hours and 2 days. Not sure if that makes it harder or easier...


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:26 pm 
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@ Rubix

I'm still in a weird place (NO before the Newcastle jokes!)

We've not had more than a few texts for weeks. I went for a run along the beach yesterday ("our" beach, nice place for us where we went on like our 2nd date or something!) and I took a photo from where we would always sit, send her it saying "just missing you sat here with me" or something equally as awesome ;)

within 20 minutes..... "I'm really missing you too x" was one of those 'bite your fist' moments! Didn't know whether to feel happy, angry or just laugh myself into a wank. We had a few texts and she said that she loved me and missed me. I've been a lot calmer too when talking to her. She seemed a lot....approachable, and wanted to be talking with me.

Nothing has or will happen in the immediate future (mainly as I'm busy every day until next Tuesday!) but, who knows, I'm not getting my hopes up or anything though.

Thanks for you concern! How are you coping yourself?


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:37 pm 
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just laugh myself into a wank.

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