Eurovision

[Dowbocop]

Son: What was the man saying?
Me: That there's a lot of people dancing with no clothes on in the next song
Son: Should I not watch it?
Me: Up to you mate!
Son: They're wearing trousers!
Me: Give it time...

Good song though

[KK]

There was a woman in the crowd that looked like Liz Truss.

[Rex Kramer]

Is that Denster?

[KK]

Simply Red in there too.

[rinks]

Keep expecting to hear Come on Barbie let’s go party.

[Dowbocop]

There was a woman in the crowd that looked like Liz Truss.

She would've been our entry if it wasn't for the wokies in the financial establishments...

Like Estonia. It's bad, but I like it.

[DML]

Hold your butts

[rinks]

Senua’s Eurovision.

[Dowbocop]

YES. YES. YES

[KK]

Come back Jedward.

[rinks]

The middle eight of that was a pure copy of Drowning by Monster Magnet.

[LewisD]

I thought Ireland was great.

My in-laws were all aghast at it, "this is awful!" They kept repeating

[Lex-Man]

There's bits of the Ireland song I really like but bits I hate.

[KK]

Jeff Bezos has arrived.

[PuppetBoy]

I thought Ireland was great. What did they shout at the end?

[LewisD]

Latvia is very generic

[PuppetBoy]

Latvia is very boring

[DML]

Ireland is strawberry floating fantastic.

[Dowbocop]

I really like them doing the greatest hits during the interstitials.

[sawyerpip]

Greece is crap.