an original fan fic story by N.Z Goatsberg.
for some unexplained reason the Glee club were taking a cruise around the wurld.
Rachel and Quinn were in their cabin talkin or something.
Rachel: "I fink i made a mistake going out with Finn"
Quinn: "Why is dat?"
Rachel: "because i never got to have a lesbian experience"
Quinn: "omg i can help you out"
Quinn then leant over and, like, totally started making out with Rachel. Like full on tongue kissing n' gooseberry fool.
Rachel: "zomgs"
Quinn then took all her clothes off and then all of rachels cloths off and they were both totally naked.
Rachel: "Omg we are nude"
Quinn: "i know. lol"
Then Quinn started fisting Rachel. Whole forearm got up in there. Then Rachel started squirting all over the place.
Quinn: "hmmm imma drink that up"
Rachel: "cool"
Quinn: "oh gooseberry fool we are late for like rehersals"
Rachel: "lets go"
And they got dressed an left.
they met up with the glee club and then were told to split into groups to work on songs or something. so the girls were in one group and the guys in another.
But then Godzilla ate the front of the boat. The girl glee club members got into one of those little boats that are on ships but i can't remember the actual name of at this moment in time. you know what i mean. titanic didn't have enough of them. lifeboat? is that the term?
Rachel, Quinn, Tina, Santana, that other blonde one and mercedes were in the lifeboat thing just drifting around. they would die soon if there weren't saved.
but then a pirate ship pulled on up. It was El Boat of Goat.
The rope ladder was flung on down and Captain Goat - who isn't actaully a goat btw - shouted down to them:
"Come on up, laydees"
One by one they began climbing the ladder.
Last to climb was mercedes.
Goat: "Not you Snorlax. No fat chicks"
Then Goat cut the rope ladder and mercedes sank to the bottom of the ocean where she married a killer whale. before dying because she can't hold her breath for very long.
back on board the el boat of goat the glee girls were very happy to have been saved.
Rachel: "How can we repay you"
Captain Goat raised an eyebrow: "oh, I have an idea..."
Rachel: "Oh?"
Captain Goat: "Mash up duet"
Glee girls: "Yeaaaaaaaah"
The glee girls then started singing the theme song from The Love Boat, while Captain Goat sang the lines from "Boats and hoes" from that Will Ferral film:
Love, exciting and new
Come aboard, we're expecting you
Love, life's sweetest reward
Let it flow, it floats back to you
Boats 'n' Hoes, Boats 'n' Hoes, I gotta have me more boats 'n' hoes.
Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure
Your mind on a new romance
I'm a pussy Pirate my name is Jack Sparrow, take off my pants so you can see my flesh arrow.
And love won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore
It's love
Welcome aboard
It's love!
Boats 'n' Hoes, Boats 'n' Hoes, I gotta have me more boats 'n' hoes.
It's Love..
lolololol
They all laughed.
Quinn: That was great.
Captain Goat: "it sure was. Now for all the sex stuff"
Glee girls: "Yaaaaaaaaaay"
They all got naked. And like Captain Goat totally started to strawberry float them all. when he was strawberry floating one the rest were like fingering each other an' other x rated stuff that i couldn't possibly go into detail here.
after several hours of this x rated action Captain Goat blew his load over them all, he had been away from woman for so long on the boat that he had a lot of jizz stored.
then the boat arrived at port and the captain started pimpin' out the glee girls and became a millionaire.
the end.
yeah
(Love Boat theme idea credited to Mori)
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