I want to apologise for the moment when I got the ball in their box and just seemed to stand still. I was hammering away at B and he just stood there like a muppet.
This happened to me right at the end when I beat like 3 men and had a clear shot of goal but the entire time the game was going like Benny Hill and just lagging like hell. It booted me straight after that
I should have done better with the first chance of the game when I fired it wide and I have absolutely no strawberry floating idea what the computer was doing with that volley inside the six-yard box. The whole thing was a laggy mess but I thought we actually did ok considering - FIFA has this awful scripting thing going on now and again, where it just makes it impossible for one side to play.
You get nothing, all the bounces go to them and keepers are strawberry floating woeful.
Seriously, that's what started it - the two howlers he made to put them 2-1 up and I think from then on we struggled. There really wasn't 8 goals in it and it probably ended when they hit 4.