Just finished watching this. Cubea, you are a total legend.
Dive off the bouncy balls - Stylish
Dismount off of the sweeper - Amazing
Qualifying last in each round on the dizzy dummies - Courageous
Your save jumping off the spinner - Heroic.
I'm talking blockbuster action movie level of recovery. Make a gif of this with the Presenter bint going "Did you see that?"
Final time - Fast. Any other day you would have won.
Credit to the other guy, he was faster and therefore deservedly won. But the production team strawberry floated you over royally. The Donkey Kong barrels are released by two men behind the waterfall and only release them until you get 4/5ths or so up the ramp and then stop. They didn't do this for you. Your last barrel was released when you had passed the imaginary 'line' that stops barrel releases. As such you couldn't jump the barrel because there was nowhere to jump to. Your time lost here, conservatively two seconds, was critical in the end.
Your "Let's do this" line before the Final was
simply for the sheer look of terror on your face straight after (1.07 on Part 7)