From now on, like your parents were, you are the secret force of Pole Position.
They're movin' real fast
They're the only ones who can get there on time
(Let's go Dan. Okay sis')
They're never too far behind, they're always fighting crime
(It's stunt time Dan)
(Ready when you are Rhodie)
On the curve or a face in adventure in the danger zone
Pretty soon they'll be off on a mission, come and watch them go!
(hydrofoil mode Rhodie) (Hydrofoil engaged Dan)
Pole Position! What's behind this stunt show
(Wheels - Hovercraft, quick Anything you say Tess)
Pole Position! What's behind this stunt show
Pole Position! Only they're on the road
Pole Position!
Sit back and watch them go-oo-oh
Hey-O Hey-O Hey-O Hey-O Hey-O

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It was awesome.

JV's is from Ren and Stimpy - great shout. I thought about trying to type up the theme tune but it's a bit of a stretch.

Mutley, you snickering, floppy eared hound.
When courage is needed, you're never around.
Those medals you wear on your moth-eaten chest
Should be there for bungling at which you are best.

So, stop that pigeon
Stop that pigeon
Stop that pigeon
Stop that pigeon
Stop that pigeon
Stop that pigeon
Stop that pigeon
Howwww!

Nab him
Jab him
Tab him
Grab him
Stop that pigeon now.

You, silly, stop snickering, it's not worth the chance.
For you'll be returned by the seat of your pants.
And clunk, you invent me a thingamabob
That catches that pigeon or I lose my job.

So, stop that pigeon
Stop that pigeon
Stop that pigeon
Stop that pigeon
Stop that pigeon
Stop that pigeon
Stop that pigeon
Howwww!

Nab him
Jab him
Tab him
Grab him
Stop that pigeon now.

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This is 29 Acacia Road...
And this is Eric - the school boy who leads an amazing double life...
For when Eric eats a banana, an amazing transformation occurs...

Eric is Bananaman! Ever alert for the call to action!

There's a voice?

You're the voice

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Cheers, he wouldn't have explained that. Would have just said log, log, strawberry floating log all day to me!

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McTout blows on his bagpipes,
whilst Elspeth & Angus watch those notes go floating across the Waves.
Ferocious-Ness appears at once, and grabs a note or two for lunch,
And the whole of the Family Ness is not too far behind
Sporty-Ness leaps over him,
Turns up-side-down and dives back in,
And the beautiful Lovely-Ness shows she's the kissing kind!
Eyewit-Ness comes up for air,
And taking notes without a care,
He turns, with a crash, and a bash and and a splash,
To the Family Ness

You can knock it, you can rock it
You can go to Timbucktu
But you'll never find a Nessie in the zoo.
You could meet an anaconda
A giraffe or kangaroo
But you'll never find a Nessie in the zoo.

Mission accomplished, thread has now become an 80's nostalgia fest.

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Visionaries, Knights of the Magical Light
Visionaries, with magical powers they fight.

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Jamie! Jamie!
Jamie and the Magic Torch.
Down the helter skelter, faster and faster
towards Cuckoo Land.
Wordsworth! Wordsworth!
Following hard behind.
Ready for adventure, always there to lend a paw
...or hand!
Mr Boo and all the others too,
the strangest people you've ever seen.
And the torch with it's magical beam -
If I hadn't really been there
I'd think that I was dreaming!
Jamie! Jamie!
No two nights are the same.
And life is one long glorious game
with Jamie.
Jamie and the Magic Torch!

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In another Dimension, another Time and Space
A Parallel Universe was fallin' on its Face
When out of the Chaos, who else could it be
Bucky Animal-Adventurers is on S.P.A.C.E.

Bucky! Captain Bucky O'Hare!
Mutants and Aliens and Toads beware!
You're looking for Adventure? Well, this is it,
With Jenny, Deadeye, Blinky, and Willy DuWitt

I said Bucky! Captain Bucky O'Hare!
"And now, an update on Bucky O'Hare and the Toad Wars!"

In the Battle of the Aniverse, you don't know what's next
You only know Amphibians have made it KOMPLEX!
When you check out your Scanner and the Evil that it shows
There's only one course of action: Let's croak us some Toads!

Bucky! Captain Bucky O'Hare!
He goes where no ordinary Rabbit would dare!
If your Righteous Indignation has suffered a hit
And your Photon Accelerator is broken a bit
And you're losing your mind, and you're having a fit
Get the funky fresh Rabbit who can take care of it!

Bucky! Captain Bucky O'Hare!
You say Bucky? I said Bucky!
Bucky O'Hare!
Let's croak us some Toads!

The Transformers,
More than meets the eye
Autobots wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of the Decepticons
The Transformers
Robots in disguise
The Transformers
More than meets the eye
The Transformers.

Huh. That's a bit gooseberry fool really.

You're going to straight to hell for posting that shitfest, JV.

Harsh but fair.

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It was awesome.

I've got a DVD with two episodes of it on lying around my house somewhere.

Can I have it? I need a prize for whoever wins The Eliminator.