pfft. you're all doing it wrong. get in, enjoy it, get out. 2 minutes top. she'll thank you for it when she can be back downstairs in time for the second part of coronation street.

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This is because it's The Best Blackadder Quote Ever. Just be glad I didn't say it more than once.

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Manny, Pyjama Ninja

This thread makes me laugh and feel even more horny than usual.

Damn you Denster.

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Yeah, it wasn't you.

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You go all the way upstairs? That just wastes valuable time!

Liciking a bitches asshole out??? God damn mayne, that ain't right.

I ain't think I could do it mayne, even with Vida, but if she was on some you gotta lick it before you stick it type gooseberry fool ...



@ some of the claims being made up in this thread.



Keep on believing mayne, suddenly of GRcade are Greek sex gods.

Plus how are some of you gonna strawberry float yourself more in a day than you strawberry float a woman???

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I refuse to believe someone can have full penetrative sex 23 times in a day*. If you're doing it properly, rather than just the old in-and-out, there simply aren't enough hours in the day.



*This excludes people who have premature ejaculatory problems.

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Around the World with No Money also a Bad Attitude and Stupid Haircut.

I just read through this whole thread, every second or third post had me chuckling like an absolute goon.

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