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PostPosted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:41 pm 
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Indeed!

Then well played sir.


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:42 pm 
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Come on though, how do you manage 30 times? After about the 8th time you'd be completely empty I'd expect.. Unless Alpha has bollocks the size of tennis balls?

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:46 pm 
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And Alpha, I always had him down as a nice guy, Not a 30 times a day sexual madman.

I did 7 once and thought I was some sort of Paragon of manliness.


Wait what? 7 times having sex in a day, or 7 times wanking? :o

My best is 3 times in a day, and even then the 3rd time, my winky is so strawberry floating sore... :shifty:


7 times with a lady, I couldnt walk properly for almost a day afterwards.

If we're talking solo, Ive managed 22.



:lol: WHAT THE strawberry float!!!!!!!! Bravo though, very manly. :wub:

22 pieces of the old self loving in one strawberry floating day? How did your knob, and your arm not drop off.

After Id finished my 3rd time, I had a stitch so bad I couldnt stand up properly. :oops: Whats the point in that.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:57 pm 
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I have no idea how we managed it, the next day we did it 18 and then it hovered around 10-15 for the rest of the week. It was quite amusing after coming then getting hard again not even a minute after :lol:

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 4:40 pm 
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You know when you're really tired and something makes you laugh so much that you feel sick and dizzy? The shocked.gif next to Denny's dildo set me off like a rocket :lol:

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 6:23 pm 
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Best I've done is three wanks in one day. My balls ached like strawberry float afterwards. I feel so unmanly.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 6:42 pm 
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 6:50 pm 
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Best I've done is three wanks in one day. My balls ached like strawberry float afterwards. I feel so unmanly.


Jesus Christ Fm.

I've done 3 wanks in the last hour :fp:


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:00 pm 
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You see I am a colossal pervert. No form of sexual depravity is too low for me. Animal, vegetable, or mineral, I'll do anything to anything.


Do you, perchance, eat babies?


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:06 pm 
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You see I am a colossal pervert. No form of sexual depravity is too low for me. Animal, vegetable, or mineral, I'll do anything to anything.



We've had that quote already with a picture of TBEBOBW too.

Ive had five in an afternoon. It was mintball!

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:33 pm 
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Also there's a toilet attendant called Steve who once asked me out, I'm pretty sure it was a joke but you can't always tell with him.


I remember when I was in a cubicle in one of my local clubs, had just taken a piss and walking out as some absolutely wasted guy pushed the door open, tried to force his way in the cubicle and asked if I wanted a blowjob :lol: :fp: I didn't even wash my hands and just walked out. Turns out he was the brother of one of my mates at college :lol:

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:35 pm 
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The other night me and the missus had a wank race. She won, but then she also ended up a good deal messier than I did.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:35 pm 
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I don't know if that was meant for me Denny, but I laughed pretty hard too at the time.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:38 pm 
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I'm not sure when, but I know I've seen Mafro's story on here before.


Someone on here once posted a story about how he impaled a window girl in Amsterdam and he was super proud of it and everything, living life to the fullest.

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I'm not sure when, but I know I've seen Mafro's story on here before.


Someone on here once posted a story about how he impaled a window girl in Amsterdam and he was super proud of it and everything, living life to the fullest.


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:10 pm 
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I don't know if that was meant for me Denny, but I laughed pretty hard too at the time.


It was meant for mafro but definitely works for yours too.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:16 pm 
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Best I've done is three wanks in one day. My balls ached like strawberry float afterwards. I feel so unmanly.

Serious? :|

I hit the most wanks once when I had two days to research and write a 3,000 word report on cost efficiency of some NHS treatment for a uni project. I stayed up for about 36 hours to write this thing, and must have knocked one out at least every two hours, probably more frequently once it got dark and I found myself getting more easily distracted. I think I slept a full 24 hours after that.

I did have three in an hour one morning, too, dunno why, nothing felt especially different, I just did.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 9:03 pm 
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This whole thread :shock:

And Alpha, I always had him down as a nice guy, Not a 30 times a day sexual madman.

I did 7 once and thought I was some sort of Paragon of manliness.


Wait what? 7 times having sex in a day, or 7 times wanking? :o

My best is 3 times in a day, and even then the 3rd time, my winky is so strawberry floating sore... :shifty:


7 times with a lady, I couldnt walk properly for almost a day afterwards.

If we're talking solo, Ive managed 22.



:lol: WHAT THE strawberry float!!!!!!!! Bravo though, very manly. :wub:

22 pieces of the old self loving in one strawberry floating day? How did your knob, and your arm not drop off.

After Id finished my 3rd time, I had a stitch so bad I couldnt stand up properly. :oops: Whats the point in that.


My nuts were like raisins, My arm was atrophied and I was knackered. I slept like a friggin log.

It was great.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 9:55 pm 
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With a girl 9 times. On my own 7 before I thought it was a stupid idea and gave up. :lol:

I can go nearly forever without cuming if I want, I find my balls start to really ache after an hour or so though. After 2 if feels like I've been kicked hard :shifty:

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