Indeed!

Then well played sir.

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strawberry floating bitches left and right my dick is ambidextrous

WHAT THE strawberry float!!!!!!!! Bravo though, very manly.

22 pieces of the old self loving in one strawberry floating day? How did your knob, and your arm not drop off.

After Id finished my 3rd time, I had a stitch so bad I couldnt stand up properly. Whats the point in that.

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I have no idea how we managed it, the next day we did it 18 and then it hovered around 10-15 for the rest of the week. It was quite amusing after coming then getting hard again not even a minute after

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Manny, Pyjama Ninja

Best I've done is three wanks in one day. My balls ached like strawberry float afterwards. I feel so unmanly.

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Jesus Christ Fm.

I've done 3 wanks in the last hour

Do you, perchance, eat babies?

We've had that quote already with a picture of TBEBOBW too.

Ive had five in an afternoon. It was mintball!

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Manny, Pyjama Ninja

I remember when I was in a cubicle in one of my local clubs, had just taken a piss and walking out as some absolutely wasted guy pushed the door open, tried to force his way in the cubicle and asked if I wanted a blowjob I didn't even wash my hands and just walked out. Turns out he was the brother of one of my mates at college

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The other night me and the missus had a wank race. She won, but then she also ended up a good deal messier than I did.

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Manny, Pyjama Ninja

I don't know if that was meant for me Denny, but I laughed pretty hard too at the time.

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Someone on here once posted a story about how he impaled a window girl in Amsterdam and he was super proud of it and everything, living life to the fullest.

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It was meant for mafro but definitely works for yours too.

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Manny, Pyjama Ninja

Serious?

I hit the most wanks once when I had two days to research and write a 3,000 word report on cost efficiency of some NHS treatment for a uni project. I stayed up for about 36 hours to write this thing, and must have knocked one out at least every two hours, probably more frequently once it got dark and I found myself getting more easily distracted. I think I slept a full 24 hours after that.

I did have three in an hour one morning, too, dunno why, nothing felt especially different, I just did.

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strawberry floatr

My nuts were like raisins, My arm was atrophied and I was knackered. I slept like a friggin log.

It was great.

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With a girl 9 times. On my own 7 before I thought it was a stupid idea and gave up.

I can go nearly forever without cuming if I want, I find my balls start to really ache after an hour or so though. After 2 if feels like I've been kicked hard

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