Someone once said I was too nice to be straight. :/

Otherwise, I don't think I'm either very womanly/manly.

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Some of the things in this thread are ridiculously gay.

I like romcoms, and I used to straighten my hair when it was really long. That's about it.

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Womanly waverings:
I enjoy buying clothes/shoes.
Most of my close friends are female.
I don't like football.
I enjoy cooking, even baking.
I know strawberry float all about cars. People keep asking me what type of car I'm learning to drive in, and when I respond with "5 door hatchback" they look at me like I'm some kind of retard. A car's a car, the only time I'm likely to give a strawberry float about the make is if it's an Aston or something equally high end, that's made to be desirable as a luxury good, rather than just getting you from A to B.

Manly magnitudes:
I love rugby.
I listen to brutal death metal.

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strawberry floatr

Trying to decide if straightening hair with straighteners (as several of you seem to do) is more girly than what I do, which is go to a salon once a year and have it permanantly straightened. It takes 4 hours, costs £130, and you get fussed over by 3 or four girls - but.... it's a straight perm, and perms are what girls have.

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3ds - 0946-2364-6907

People all think I use hair straighteners but I just have very straight hair.

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Sleepin' on the street in a cardboard box
He's better off drinkin' than smokin' the rocks
JOHNNY RYALL

I have never been close to a woman. I have nothing but manhood in me.

Etc., etc.

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I spent (almost) a year at college training to be a hairdresser. Do I win? (in the most minor way possible)

I also got rimmed by a girl once and kissed her straight afterwards, which is a bit ike licking/sucking ass.

2-0 to me.

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Womens sunglasses are better

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I sometimes bake bread while listening to Scouting For Girls. And by "bake", I mean "BBQ". And by "bread" I mean "human corpses". And by "Scouting For Girls" I mean "Napalm Death."



Saying that, I do get aroused by JK for no reason.


No, really.

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I actually enjoy shopping
When the skin cracks up on my hand I use cocoa hand cream
I do quite like rose wine

On the other hand...

I burp and fart a lot, and love beer and pizza.

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I..

cross my legs,
pout,
bashfully blush,
bite my lower lip,
can talk like a proper gay,
make weird enthusiastic proper ^_^ faces with little screams when seeing people after a long time (usually girls),
jump andbuckle my knees sometimes while;
doing "gosh" hands and/or holding hair,
blow dry my hair with wax,
wear aftershave/"scent"/perfume/whatever,
hug everyone,
bite my finger while flirting,
and thought I was bi at one point

I blame hanging out with my sister, having more girl friends than guys when I was really young, and 99% female art classes.

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PM is your friend.

I washed my hair with shampoo last night for the first time in 4 years. Am I a womanly woman now?

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That's the most annoying thing I've ever witnessed. I shudder.

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Wat.

That's not gay, that's strawberry floating wrong. No way would I want a girl licking my anus The prospect of kissing her after makes me want to vomit.

Not cool.

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Not at all, you're just a bit unhygenic

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Thanks for bringing that to my attention, FE. I missed it the first time.

:sick:

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Damn straight it was. So so wrong.

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I was thinking about this the other day, and came to the conclusion that rather than being womanly, I'm just a massive nerd.
Oh well, there's a little nerd in everyone, some just choose to accept it.

I can honestly say that that is not a womanly trait.

Unfortunately.

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Ziggy played... GUITAAAARRRRR

I'm probably as manly as Lady Gaga.

Womanly things...
Like some others, a lot of my friends are women.
I take a long time getting ready.
I pluck.
I occasionally wear concealer when I get a little break out. You heard me.
I strawberry floating hate cars.
I hate the 'lad' mentality.

Manly things...
I live in Manly.
I like and am good at most sports.
I live in a bombsite.
I enjoy shagging women.