Weird crushes

The battlefield. · PostRe: Weird crushes by **ShoooRn94** » Mon Jan 09, 2012 12:11 am

Melisa Rauch for me.

PostRe: Weird crushes by **Mafro** » Mon Jan 09, 2012 12:15 am

She's cute as strawberry float. I'm surprised she doesn't fall over. She's tiny, but her tits are strawberry floating giant.

Her voice in TBBT, though

PostRe: Weird crushes by **Igor** » Mon Jan 09, 2012 12:15 am

Yeah, hot blondes with big tits don't usually do it for me either.

PostRe: Weird crushes by **Dolph Wiggler** » Mon Jan 09, 2012 12:17 am

PostRe: Weird crushes by **Mafro** » Mon Jan 09, 2012 12:18 am

Nothing wrong with Melisa Rauch.

Or Hit-Girl

PostRe: Weird crushes by **Henke** » Mon Jan 09, 2012 12:34 am

Here we go...

PostRe: Weird crushes by **Fade** » Mon Jan 09, 2012 2:50 pm

I went there

PostRe: Weird crushes by **IGM** » Mon Jan 09, 2012 8:44 pm

Bubbles the babysitter from Granpa in my pocket:

Em, she looks better in motion.

Janice from (earlier) friends:

I think it's a big hair thing. It's kind of like the Kate Bush/Bangles crush aftershock.

Which reminds me - lead singer of Heart, specifically in the video for Alone:

I don't know if they can really be considered weird though...

PostRe: Weird crushes by **Errkal** » Mon Jan 09, 2012 8:48 pm

IGM wrote:
Janice from (earlier) friends:

PostRe: Weird crushes by **Scotticus Erroticus** » Thu Jan 12, 2012 9:01 pm

Not weird due to her looks or perceived personally; its weird to the fact that I usually find lesbian icons to be repugnant. Sharleen, however, could ride me til we dug a hole so deep that Paris became visible from Texas.

PostRe: Weird crushes by **Frank** » Thu Jan 12, 2012 9:14 pm

Fade wrote:

I went there

PostRe: Weird crushes by **bear** » Thu Jan 12, 2012 9:15 pm

Ok guys I'm confused. Is Scotty implying he has already shagged Sharleen or is he saying he is so sexually inept he'd spunk himself before they could even start shagging?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris,_Texas

PostRe: Weird crushes by **Scotticus Erroticus** » Thu Jan 12, 2012 9:18 pm

I'm pleased the Paris, Texas reference was picked up on. So I shall leave with my sexual reputation in tatters, with a big smile on my face.

PostRe: Weird crushes by **Archaeon** » Thu Jan 12, 2012 9:30 pm

There's nothing weird about 90% of these crushes, unless you count falling for fictional characters as weird. Which kind of is, but when someone falls for a fictional character we all know it's not really falling per se. I mean. You know what I mean?

Anyways, my "weird" fictional character crushes:

There's something about dumb blondes that turns me on :shifty:

And real people:
The girl who plays the prostitute in the Plinkett Star Wars reviews. I would destroy that. :wub:

PostRe: Weird crushes by **Fatal Exception** » Fri Jan 13, 2012 12:01 am

Kind of want.

PostRe: Weird crushes by **blackoutHERO** » Fri Jan 13, 2012 12:37 am

PostRe: Weird crushes by **Alvin Flummux** » Fri Jan 13, 2012 10:21 am

Archaeon wrote:There's something about dumb blondes that turns me on

Is it the fact that their stupidity makes you feel like Einstein or Hawking when you're around them?

PostRe: Weird crushes by **Poser** » Fri Jan 13, 2012 11:24 am

Fatal Exception wrote:

Kind of want.

As long as she brings the hitler puppet.

PostRe: Weird crushes by **Tafdolphin** » Fri Jan 13, 2012 11:25 am

Poser wrote:
Fatal Exception wrote:

Kind of want.

As long as she brings the hitler puppet.

She's strawberry floating hideous, in every sense of the word. I can't think of another working comedian I dislike as much. Maybe McIntyre.

So yes, definitely a weird crush.

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