Warlords of Garcadia [Forum Game] *A king is crowned*

[Jenuall]

Anyone is welcome to join my Alliance of Rebels to take the battle to the evil Hexx+Karl Empire (AKA the No Preezys Club )

[That]

The Hexx-Karl federation is against all forms of imperialism actually

Fascist reactionaries will get the bullet

[Hexx]

Fascist reactionaries will get the bullet

Apparently we've got guns. Good luck with your sword Jenuall!

[Jenuall]

Swift and brutal action, a clear urge to expand and control others... how very imperialistic of you!

[That]

So much for the tolerant left

[Preezy]

There's no Left or Right in this game, there's only winners and the vanquished.

[Ironhide]

In the game of thrones, you either win or you die.

All hail Supreme Overlord Ironhide, first of his name, master of the universe, eater of Lotus biscuits and buyer of cheap Steam games which never get played.

[DarkRula]

He strikes in the night,
Defending what he feels is right,
Governing in the shadows,
He'll chuck you in the gallows,
As soon as he seizes your power,
Driving to ruin all under your banner,
He'll turn the city to his own colour,
And they will remember the name DarkRula.

[Qikz]

Sign me up!

[VlaSoul]

Yo if it's still open, sign me up

[That]

He strikes in the night,
Defending what he feels is right,
Governing in the shadows,
He'll chuck you in the gallows,
As soon as he seizes your power,
Driving to ruin all under your banner,
He'll turn the city to his own colour,
And they will remember the name DarkRula.

RA RA RASPUTIN LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN

[Ironhide]

He strikes in the night,
Defending what he feels is right,
Governing in the shadows,
He'll chuck you in the gallows,
As soon as he seizes your power,
Driving to ruin all under your banner,
He'll turn the city to his own colour,
And they will remember the name DarkRula.

RA RA RASPUTIN LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN

[OrangeRKN]

Day 1

Divided between sixteen rival warlords, the sun rises on the first day of a new chapter in Garcadia's history...

Sign-ups are now closed and the game begins! Please PM me by 10pm tomorrow with your troop deployments.

100 to attack Alice
200 to attack Bob
Keep 700 in defence

Remember that you automatically recruit 100 new troops each day, but can't go above 1000 total. I suggest, if you haven't done so already, now is the time to start forming alliances. Politics will be everything! For more detail on the rules, check out the opening post.

DarkRula (1000)
DJ Airhorn (1000)
Dual (1000)
False (1000)
Hexx (1000)
Ironhide (1000)
jawafour (1000)
Jenuall (1000)
Karl_ (1000)
mic (1000)
Mini E (1000)
Moggy (1000)
Oblomov Boblomov (1000)
Preezy (1000)
Qikz (1000)
VlaSoul (1000)

[Oblomov Boblomov]

I'll take you all on.

[mic]

I’m calling an election and nominate myself to be monarch, as is my right!

All who vote for me will share in the glory of victory!

Any who dare to oppose my reign shall feel the wrath of... victory!

[That]

[Jenuall]

All in.

[DarkRula]

All minions! CHARGE!

To the nearest pub.

[Oblomov Boblomov]

This is an open letter to whomever may wish to join the Alliance of Bureaucratic Centrist Dads.

"Dear colleague

Let us organise a battalion that will wipe our enemies off the face of the earth.

OM me to advise a target and we shall discuss with all due diligence, with regard to the necessary regulation.

Kind regards

Oblomov Boblomov
Chief Operating Officer
Alliance of Bureaucratic Centrist Dads"

[False]

Im watchin all yall