GRcade

Heya.

Posting on here, because of a larger mixture of Gender. My other forums, are incredibly unigendered. Knitting Forums especially just seem to just teem
with Lesbians.

I'm wanting to try Bumming (doing the bumming) for the first time. I really like the idea of the taboo nature of it and extra control awarded to the giver.

I am nervous, not having been in that position before and the onus is somewhat on me, as I suggested it.

Wonder if there are any tips and advice you can give on the subject.. or stories or anecdotes.

For example it may seem silly but do the regular ways and positions of sex still work well. I can only imagine the first one that comes to mind, as being good?

Is there a specific 'Karma Sutra'? A quick Amazon search yeilds this: [url]
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Anal-Position-G ... 415&sr=8-3[/url]

I cant be asked (and dont have time) to order and read that book. So perhaps people can shed some light on the subject.

Lastly, are there any girls on the forum who can give advice specifically regarding using a strap-on, that would be useful.

Obviously technique as a whole is universal, but tips like that seem to be written from a male doing the pwning point of view.

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Edited to make less rude.

I leave a porn forum where I was discussing politics, to go to a games forum to discuss anal sex. Well this is obviously a troll prank but I just can't help but feed it.

Alright, I am an expert so if you want to have a half decent time trying anal sex, do EVERYTHING I say EXACTLY the way I tell it. First off, NEVER use any form of lubricant. Despite what other (liars) say, the but is the most lubricated part of the body. Remember to refrain from taking a crap for about 3-4 days prior to engaging in anal sex. If you think you might have the the run's, that is the ideal time to try it. Tell your partner to wrap his junk in sand paper, believe me, it helps a lot. Ass to Mouth is a MUST after anal sex so don't forget to spend a good 10 minutes doing that.

Okay, with my advice I'm sure, that you'll have a wonderful time!

I don't think we're gonna try it that way round tbh. Not just yet anyway..

Also, Arse to Mouth sounds nasty. Yuk.

If you genuinely want advice, here it is.

- Take a huge gooseberry fool first, clear the strawberry floater out.
- Lube up to strawberry float, you're gonna need it.
- Doggy style is generally a decent position for the reciever as you can control movement but everything will naturally be a bit more open.
- Go slow.
- Pound away, have fun.

First time you do it you probably wont enjoy it much. Most girls dont seem to really dig it aside from the taboo side, but I hear its not too bad so long as the partner doesnt try and force it out the other end.

Edited to be slightly more gender neutral.

Go Slow? And Pound Away?

When you say girls don't like it.. Do you mean if they are the ones getting bummed? Or doing the bumming (as above^) or both?

Go slow, as in you're going to need to be gentle easing it in. Pound away is more a general term for get the moves going. When you're there you'll generally feel if you're going at it too hard as your partner will likely not enjoy it one bit.

When I say girls generally dont seem to like it, its obviously a gross generalisation, but I gather it can be quite painful, especially the first time. Ive never been had up the chute myself so cant comment personally, but whenever Ive instigated you can kind of tell whats firm and not firm enough.

So long as you are gentle with it (lube etc) and take her feedback then its all good and gets easier (and more enjoyable) every time. You know its a victory when the chick actually asks for it over a frontal get down. Obviously if its being used as a dom/sub thing then you can disregard the gentle stuff.

Edit - I just realised I totally missed out fingers. Before you go putting a dick or dildo or whatever up there, start on fingers. One in there whilst teasing her front etc is good, then two, try three if you're adventurous. Depending how brave/horny you both are, then tongues are an option.

Loving this thread.

I've never heard of a girl joining a gaming forum to ask honestly about anal sex. There are places for that sort of thing. LOTS of places, just not here. Not that I'm complaining, I'm very amused.

Just lay on your stomach and leave it to me.

Thread of 2012. Just so I can get the mental image into my head, are you pegging a male or is this some lesbian bum fun?

Emily_Belle wrote:Knitting Forums especially just seem to just teem with Lesbians.

Well, I've learnt something new today.

What are you doing?

Fatal Exception wrote:Thread of 2012. Just so I can get the mental image into my head, are you pegging a male or is this some lesbian bum fun?

Er Er, how would you? I'm not about to include pics of me or my fella on here.. Def not in this thread..

1) Get your guy to lick your arse while you rub yourself or use a vibrator or whatever it is you're into. (Yeah it sounds disgusting, to you, he'll probably love it the filthy bastard).
2) When you're close to cumming, tell him to put finger/s in. Feel his nice long finger/s inside your arse while you climax and try not to fart when he pulls them out.

^ Repeat a few times over the course of a day or two. When you're ready, move to step 3.

3) Do steps 1 and 2 again but this time don't climax. Get on all fours. Lube up with actual lube now (or loads more spit if that's what you prefer). Get him to put it in. If he's quite a large man, you'll probably feel uncomfortable.
4) Have fun moving it in and out.
5) If you can get to the "pounding" stage, then great! You're now having anal sex! If not, don't be disheartened, it'll always be easier next time.

NB: Watch out for donkey punching.


Oh, and if he's long enough then missionary is pretty amazing anal style.

freeda wrote:I've never heard of a girl joining a gaming forum to ask honestly about anal sex.

I think we stopped being that a loooooooong-arse time ago.

KKLEIN wrote:

freeda wrote:I've never heard of a girl joining a gaming forum to ask honestly about anal sex.

I think we stopped being that a loooooooong-arse time ago.

Back in the day, on gaming forums (in the UK) if you posted something remotely like this, it was an autoban... like the German roads you see?


And yes I want pics of Emily getting it in the pooper. This thread is worthless without pics.

freeda wrote:

KKLEIN wrote:

freeda wrote:I've never heard of a girl joining a gaming forum to ask honestly about anal sex.

I think we stopped being that a loooooooong-arse time ago.

Back in the day, on gaming forums (in the UK) if you posted something remotely like this, it was an autoban... like the German roads you see?


And yes I want pics of Emily getting it in the pooper. This thread is worthless without pics.

Yeah Mike_Gamesradar.com was a massive banana split.

This is my new favourite thread.

Wasn't it established a long time ago that Emily_Belle is someone's (possibly $ilva's) alt account?

Maybe someone could post a video showing the best way to perform this romantic act?