[Rules p.1] Things that annoy you guys. 100 percent. Not gonna lie

Last edited by Jenuall on Wed Jun 27, 2018 1:28 pm, edited 1 time in total.

When you spend 5 minutes meticulously peeling a satsuma, getting hyped like you're about to bite into a miniature slice of magic, and it's utterly and completely devoid of any flavour whatsoever.

I'm devastated.

yeah oranges and satsumas are what i call danger-fruit; you never know what youre going to get from looking at the outside

Childish little men who spend ages removing every little bit of pith from an orange before they can chow down on that sweet, sweet juice.

Eat your pith like a proper man you wimps!

Moggy wrote:Childish little men who spend ages removing every little bit of pith from an orange before they can chow down on that sweet, sweet juice.

Eat your pith like a proper man you wimps!

Not sure if your serious or taking the pith. :shifty:

Cheeky Devlin wrote:
Moggy wrote:Childish little men who spend ages removing every little bit of pith from an orange before they can chow down on that sweet, sweet juice.

Eat your pith like a proper man you wimps!

Not sure if your serious or taking the pith.

It's one of those things that do not make me smile.

Cheeky Devlin wrote:
Moggy wrote:Childish little men who spend ages removing every little bit of pith from an orange before they can chow down on that sweet, sweet juice.

Eat your pith like a proper man you wimps!

Not sure if your serious or taking the pith.

You just pip-ped me to that one. People who make comments like this really make my skin crawl. :shifty:

I have actually just discovered that apparently the pith is supposed to have a number of health benefits so I really should be eating it anyway!

Moggy wrote:Childish little men who spend ages removing every little bit of pith from an orange before they can chow down on that sweet, sweet juice.

Eat your pith like a proper man you wimps!

banana split who sits next to me at work spits out bits of fruit he doesn't like into a bin next to me, including the pith from oranges. It's disgusting and I want to smash is face in.

Moggy wrote:Childish little men who spend ages removing every little bit of pith from an orange before they can chow down on that sweet, sweet juice.

Eat your pith like a proper man you wimps!

But the white stuff is minging, I tend to avoid satsumas as it takes so long to bloody peel them, moo used to have them but she doesn't digest them well but when she did she used to get really annoyed me as I would sit getting all the white gooseberry fool off before giving it to her.

Errkal wrote:
Moggy wrote:Childish little men who spend ages removing every little bit of pith from an orange before they can chow down on that sweet, sweet juice.

Eat your pith like a proper man you wimps!

But the white stuff is minging, I tend to avoid satsumas as it takes so long to bloody peel them, moo used to have them but she doesn't digest them well but when she did she used to get really annoyed me as I would sit getting all the white gooseberry fool off before giving it to her.

Sounds like your daughter is more grown up than you.

Moggy wrote:
Errkal wrote:
Moggy wrote:Childish little men who spend ages removing every little bit of pith from an orange before they can chow down on that sweet, sweet juice.

Eat your pith like a proper man you wimps!

But the white stuff is minging, I tend to avoid satsumas as it takes so long to bloody peel them, moo used to have them but she doesn't digest them well but when she did she used to get really annoyed me as I would sit getting all the white gooseberry fool off before giving it to her.

Sounds like your daughter is more grown up than you.

Possibly, I do find great joy in getting her to say "mummy smells" and "mummy is a bum head".

Errkal wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Errkal wrote:
Moggy wrote:Childish little men who spend ages removing every little bit of pith from an orange before they can chow down on that sweet, sweet juice.

Eat your pith like a proper man you wimps!

But the white stuff is minging, I tend to avoid satsumas as it takes so long to bloody peel them, moo used to have them but she doesn't digest them well but when she did she used to get really annoyed me as I would sit getting all the white gooseberry fool off before giving it to her.

Sounds like your daughter is more grown up than you.

Possibly, I do find great joy in getting her to say "mummy smells" and "mummy is a bum head".

If you were supposed to eat the pith, you would unpeel the orange to find a ball of pith. That is just nature's way of having a lol at your expense.

Sounds like nature is taking the pith

Ad7 wrote:Sounds like nature is taking the pith

Oh pith off with these puns!

cant tell if Errkla punning or spelling mistake

I don't find this conversation funny. You can Satsume.

Squinty wrote:I don't find this conversation funny. You can Satsume.

Well orange you just the funny one. I think you'll find that if you peel back the surface you'll see the humourous side.

Jenuall wrote:
Squinty wrote:I don't find this conversation funny. You can Satsume.

Well orange you just the funny one. I think you'll find that if you peel back the surface you'll see the humourous side.

That is world class punnage. Richard Whitely would be proud.

These are way funnier than they should be. On another note Bikes in Amsterdam. It's great that they're everywhere but they're so annoying as a pedestrian. There's too strawberry floating many!

Poor staydead, now he's hallucinating

Bikes were outlawed in Amsterdam 14 years ago.

[Rules p.1] Things that annoy you guys. 100 percent. Not gonna lie

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