The Wrestling Thread: WWE WrestleMania 31 [NSFW]

[Cosmo]

That was dull as strawberry float.

[Drumstick]

Who pinned who in the tag match, and how many times were the posts touched in the strap match? This is important stuff.

I think I dozed off for a few moments in the strap match but there were at least sixteen. I had counted 12 and I woke up to Sheamus's music.

KK spot on with his prediction of a draw in the LMS match. I think I did alright in GRAPL. Got the strap match and Cena/Sheamus wrong.

[1cmanny1]

Why hasn't KKlein posted the results? What a lazy guy this guy is.

[KK]

In Quick results from WWE Extreme Rules, held in front of a sell-out crowd of 17,529 at the Scottrade Center in St. Louis...

Pre-Show: The Miz defeated Cody Rhodes with the Figure Four
Match 1: Chris Jericho pinned Fandango off a Codebreaker, as Fandango came off the top rope.
Match 2: Dean Ambrose defeated Kofi Kingston to capture the United States Championship.
Match 3: Sheamus defeated Mark Henry in a Strap match.
Kaitlyn and AJ Lee brawled backstage, as The Bellas watched on in glee. Referees attempted and failed to tear them apart.
Match 4: Alberto Del Rio made Jack Swagger say I Quit. Initially the referee announced Jack Swagger the winner as he thought Ricardo had thrown in the white towel, when in fact Zeb Colter had taken it and thrown it into the ring. Another referee ran down and, after watching a replay, the match was restarted.
Match 5: The Shield (Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins) defeated Team Hell No to capture the Tag Team Championship.
Match 6: Randy Orton pinned Big Show following a punt to the head.
Match 7: The Last Man Standing match for the WWE Title ended in a draw when John Cena and Ryback both went through the LED light panels on the stage...and the match just ended.
MAIN EVENT: Brock Lesnar pinned Triple H inside the steel cage after Lesnar hit HHH with a sledge hammer and an F5.

[captain red dog]

I hate those stupid finishes for LMS matches.

Presumably we are going to get a dull rematch. Cena/Ryback has been utter crap and they have sacrificed a potentially decent character in Ryback to give Cena someone else to bury.

Punk did a much better job against Ryback, but to me that just highlights the problem that Cena can't carry weaker workers.

[KK]

From last night:

[Drumstick]

[Mafro]

[Psychic]

If anyone has any download links to last nights event and wishes to PM them to me that'd be great and swell and other words that are good.

[Banjo]

If anyone has any download links to last nights event and wishes to PM them to me that'd be great and swell and other words that are good.

I echo this sentiment.

[1cmanny1]

At least they got L vs HHH right.

[Dante]

I ended up buying the event, and I really enjoyed it.

If Lucien liked it; it's a bad event

[Rog]

Did any kind person count the touches in the strap match?

[Dante]

Did any kind person count the touches in the strap match?

Yeah it was 7...

[Rog]

Did any kind person count the touches in the strap match?

Yeah it was 7...

I almost want to believe your bullshit so I can spare myself watching it.

[captain red dog]

Well I suppose Dean Ambrose will be jobbing on Raw to Orton from here on out.

[KK]

The United States and Intercontinental titles are cursed.

The belts are rarely defended and you lose all the time.

[Rog]

I need to confirm the number before I can mark GRAPL. So if anyone sees a decent download/youtube/dailymotion of that match let me know.

[Johnny Ryall]

Doesn't even appear to be on usenet yet, bummer.

[Dante]

I believe there was 18 turnbuckle touches (Henry two near beginning. Sheamus got three doing the outsidething. Then the bit where both men touched the corner 3 times each. 3 more times then before Sheamus got the final 4 - so 2+3+6+3+4 = 18)