The Wrestling Thread: WWE WrestleMania 31 [NSFW]

[Ginga]

I'd love to know how someone like Batista constantly passes the 'roid test.

Should have made this match the first ever Broom Cupboard Brawl.

[Irene Demova]

The rough streets of Washington DC?

Can't say it's World renown for those streets Cole.

it is massively rough outside of the center square mile

[Cardinal Chunder]

Why is there an announce there with nobody sat at it?

[Ginga]

The rough streets of Washington DC?

Can't say it's World renown for those streets Cole.

Well, they let a black man into Office

[Zellery]

The rough streets of Washington DC?

Can't say it's World renown for those streets Cole.

it is massively rough outside of the center square mile

I'm in no doubt there's rough areas. It just doesn't really work as a sound byte.

[KK]

Why is there an announce there with nobody sat at it?

They're the Spanish ECW Announce Team. As they only have one match to call all night, they've got to piss off backstage.

[Irene Demova]

The rough streets of Washington DC?

Can't say it's World renown for those streets Cole.

it is massively rough outside of the center square mile

I'm in no doubt there's rough areas. It just doesn't really work as a sound byte.

I know I did run it back over in my head

[Cardinal Chunder]

Why is there an announce there with nobody sat at it?

They're the Spanish ECW Announce Team. As they only have one match to call all night, they've got to piss off backstage.

They ditched the Spanish announce team then? Fed up with always getting their table busted?

[Zellery]

Why is there an announce there with nobody sat at it?

They're the Spanish ECW Announce Team. As they only have one match to call all night, they've got to piss off backstage.

They ditched the Spanish announce team then? Fed up with always getting their table busted?

Yeah when it turned into three brands there just wasn't room for them anymore.

[Zellery]

Here come the rest holds!

[KK]

Batista manages to have more veins than Scott Steiner circa 1999.

They ditched the Spanish announce team then? Fed up with always getting their table busted?

They wheeled them out for WrestleMania in April. Otherwise they haven't been seen in...ages. Years, maybe.

[Irene Demova]

Orton won the title with rest holds?

[KK]

This match...failing to convey any sort of story whatsoever. Just like Mania, then.

[Cardinal Chunder]

Their doesn't appear to be much... excitement.

What the hell is Orton doing? He looks like a dick.

[Zellery]

This match...failing to convey any sort of story whatsoever. Just like Mania, then.

The crowd are more into it at least.

[KK]

Instead of continuing to run around the ring, Orton decided to freeze...then grab the ring post.

Laughable.

[Zellery]

[KK]

Love these bullshit finishes on PPV.

[Cardinal Chunder]

What an anti-climax.

[Irene Demova]

so who goes down as winner?