The Wrestling Thread: WWE WrestleMania 31 [NSFW]

[Corazon de Leon]

No worries!

[Zellery]

Anyone who bets against myself and Caped, are doing themselves out of any chance of a perfect score.

[Mockmaster]

He'd make a great heel manager.

[Drumstick]

From Night of Champions..

That is, quite frankly, incredible.

[Dante]

He'd make a great heel manager.

He could have Shebby Singh as the promo cutter of the stable

[Prototype]

Cena vs Punk was amazing.

[KK]

I was going to watch Night of Champions tonight, but I just really can't be bothered to sit through 6 hours of WWE, so am currently listening to Bryan and Dave instead.

[Cosmo]

It wasn't a bad show. Nothing really bad about it, and Kane and D-Bry are great together.

[Mockmaster]

The main event is definitely worth catching, as well as the D-Bry-Kane backstage segment.

[Return_of_the_STAR]

Also because they asked for it we will have ROTS v Dante. Seen as they went behind my back and arranged this I am forced to contribute in some form so the matchup will be Rog Rules*.

*Rog rules are that the loser loses 5 points. You wanted it, you got it.

Please note that I am currently consulting with my legal representative. This match will not happen at HIAC.

However in true wwe fashion this storyline will be dropped and the match will take place anyway.

[Pell]

Guys I think we're all losing sight of the most important development tonight:

[Dark Ritual]

That already developed and I'm sure we've all future endeavoured our ejaculate.

[Mockmaster]

I would like to put Layla over.

[KK]

Posted this a while back, but in case you missed it...

WWF RAW - not your average wrestling magazine...

Something Vince Russo was actually good at.

[Psychic]

I would like to put Layla over.

I'd show her my fingerpoke of doom.

[Dark Ritual]

I'd like to watch Layla and Trish Stratus wrestle a tag match. But it turns out to be a Russo Swerve and it's actually it's a threesome on a pole match.

In which the pole is my penis.

[KK]

There was a time (2006) WWE Magazine decided to cut down on all the kayfabe shite, and turned into FHM...

My girlfriend was raised by a drill sergent. According to the Uniform Military Code of Justice, it's wrong to have sex in any position but missionary. How can I open her eyes to the wonders of the Kama Sutra, and get her to drop this particularly annoying conservative value.

Ashley: Just flip her over and do it! She'll love it.

For reference Ashley is in her underwear sitting on a washing machine.

[Prototype]

JBL and Cole again tonight.

JBL.

[KK]

So…who exactly are the Sin Cara fans? I never see or hear them. I'm a fan of his blooper reel…oh that was a maaaatch #yikes

[KK]

Well that's one mystery solved.