The Wrestling Thread: WWE WrestleMania 31 [NSFW]

[Chocolate Jim]

FOR strawberry floats SAKE

Smackdown spoilers

Smackdown

*WWE World champion Jack Swagger comes out cutting a promo. He says he wants to inspire the entire WWE Universe. He says that at Extreme Rules, he's going to rip the head off Randy Orton and will take out the Viper.

*John Morrison pinned World champion Jack Swagger with Starship Pain. Huge pop. Obviously, a non-title match. This was great stuff.

*There will be a steel cage match later.

*There is what appears to be a barber's stool set up on the stage.

*The Straight Edge Society is complaining the Teddy Long about Rey Mysterio cutting CM Punk's hair. Long orders Punk & Luke Gallows vs. Rey Mysterio & Kane later tonight.

*Dolph Ziggler & Drew McIntyre defeated Matt Hardy & R-Truth when Hardy via referee's decision when it was ruled Hardy could not continue. McIntyre attacks Hardy after the match. The referees and Truth carry out Hardy.

*The Cage is lowered.

**Chris Jericho and Wade Barrett come out and enter the ring. Jericho says he will end Edge's career tonight and there will be "No More Spears." Edge comes out on stage and mocks Jericho for losing to Heath Slater on NXT. He says he has nothing to lose and hits the ring. Barrett and Jericho attack Edge. Jericho avoids the spear. Edge spears Barrett instead and the crowd goes nuts.

*Edge is limping as he returns to the back.

*JTG vs. Mike Knox. Shad Gaspard is the guest ring announcer. JTG defeated Knox by pinfall. Shad attacks JTG and slaps him with belts. He then begins choking him with them and walks out.

*Michelle McCool & Layla El defeated Mickie James & Beth Phoenix. They throw Phoenix through an ironing board after the match, then smeared lipstick all over her face.

*A barber's chair has been brought to ringside.

*The Straight Edge Society defeated Kane & Rey Mysterio when Punk rolled up Rey. Kane punched Luke Gallows out of the ring and chased him to the back. Mysterio went for a 619 but Serena got involved. Punk and Rey went back and forth and Punk ended up in the barber's chair. Mysterio tried to shave his head but Punk escaped.

[Balloon Sod]

This woman obviously has a similar build to both Awesome Kong and Yokozuna, but absolutely none of the ring-awareness that made them so well-renowned for being extremely safe to work with.

So far, the Dudley Boyz have trained Jesse Neal, Rob Terry and this woman who almost killed Daffney. Hardly the Hart Dungeon.

Plus, it's $3,500 a year to be trained by the Dudleys Alternatively you could spend an extra $250 and be trained by Lance Storm, who can wrestle a match without gimmicks.

[Pontius Pilate]

As of right now the May 24th, 31st & June 7th episodes will all be taped shows however. For some reason.

Something to do with Memorial day.

[gaminglegend]

Regarding Extreme Rules, they surely can't have Orton being defeated by two new champions within the same year? Swagger at ER, and Sheamus at RR?

[Balloon Sod]

Regarding Extreme Rules, they surely can't have Orton being defeated by two new champions within the same year? Swagger at ER, and Sheamus at RR?

Yes. Orton, that pesky little bugger, keeps getting close to being dangerously over, so it's best to cool him off as soon as possible.

[Something Fishy]

Excllent TNA. If they did that each week and let the talent show what it's got then they deserve to do very well indeed.

[Zellery]

FOR strawberry floats SAKE

Smackdown spoilers

Smackdown

*WWE World champion Jack Swagger comes out cutting a promo. He says he wants to inspire the entire WWE Universe. He says that at Extreme Rules, he's going to rip the head off Randy Orton and will take out the Viper.

*John Morrison pinned World champion Jack Swagger with Starship Pain. Huge pop. Obviously, a non-title match. This was great stuff.

*There will be a steel cage match later.

*There is what appears to be a barber's stool set up on the stage.

*The Straight Edge Society is complaining the Teddy Long about Rey Mysterio cutting CM Punk's hair. Long orders Punk & Luke Gallows vs. Rey Mysterio & Kane later tonight.

*Dolph Ziggler & Drew McIntyre defeated Matt Hardy & R-Truth when Hardy via referee's decision when it was ruled Hardy could not continue. McIntyre attacks Hardy after the match. The referees and Truth carry out Hardy.

*The Cage is lowered.

**Chris Jericho and Wade Barrett come out and enter the ring. Jericho says he will end Edge's career tonight and there will be "No More Spears." Edge comes out on stage and mocks Jericho for losing to Heath Slater on NXT. He says he has nothing to lose and hits the ring. Barrett and Jericho attack Edge. Jericho avoids the spear. Edge spears Barrett instead and the crowd goes nuts.

*Edge is limping as he returns to the back.

*JTG vs. Mike Knox. Shad Gaspard is the guest ring announcer. JTG defeated Knox by pinfall. Shad attacks JTG and slaps him with belts. He then begins choking him with them and walks out.

*Michelle McCool & Layla El defeated Mickie James & Beth Phoenix. They throw Phoenix through an ironing board after the match, then smeared lipstick all over her face.

*A barber's chair has been brought to ringside.

*The Straight Edge Society defeated Kane & Rey Mysterio when Punk rolled up Rey. Kane punched Luke Gallows out of the ring and chased him to the back. Mysterio went for a 619 but Serena got involved. Punk and Rey went back and forth and Punk ended up in the barber's chair. Mysterio tried to shave his head but Punk escaped.

Jesus Christ.

[Prototype]

Excllent TNA. If they did that each week and let the talent show what it's got then they deserve to do very well indeed.

Wasn't it just? The start to the finish...

That's what you call... a crowd reaction

[KK]

I'm quite surprised some viewers tuned out at 9pm from iMPACT (presumably to Raw) while RVD was having a great match with Jeff Hardy. I can only guess that TNA came back from commercial too close to the beginning of Raw (they did that bloody infuriating 30 second "We're back...no, we're taking another break!" job too). Viewers did come back however, so it at least means TNA were putting on a show people wanted to watch.

Update on Daffney from Dixie Carter:

Daffney has been released from the hospital. She has a deeply bruised sternum & a severe stinger (temp spinal trauma) but no nerve damage.

Smackdown

*Michelle McCool & Layla El defeated Mickie James & Beth Phoenix. They throw Phoenix through an ironing board after the match, then smeared lipstick all over her face.

More blatant theft of The Beautiful People's gimmick. "Well TNA stole our rings..."

[Return_of_the_STAR]

FOR strawberry floats SAKE

Smackdown spoilers

Smackdown

*WWE World champion Jack Swagger comes out cutting a promo. He says he wants to inspire the entire WWE Universe. He says that at Extreme Rules, he's going to rip the head off Randy Orton and will take out the Viper.

*John Morrison pinned World champion Jack Swagger with Starship Pain. Huge pop. Obviously, a non-title match. This was great stuff.

*There will be a steel cage match later.

*There is what appears to be a barber's stool set up on the stage.

*The Straight Edge Society is complaining the Teddy Long about Rey Mysterio cutting CM Punk's hair. Long orders Punk & Luke Gallows vs. Rey Mysterio & Kane later tonight.

*Dolph Ziggler & Drew McIntyre defeated Matt Hardy & R-Truth when Hardy via referee's decision when it was ruled Hardy could not continue. McIntyre attacks Hardy after the match. The referees and Truth carry out Hardy.

*The Cage is lowered.

**Chris Jericho and Wade Barrett come out and enter the ring. Jericho says he will end Edge's career tonight and there will be "No More Spears." Edge comes out on stage and mocks Jericho for losing to Heath Slater on NXT. He says he has nothing to lose and hits the ring. Barrett and Jericho attack Edge. Jericho avoids the spear. Edge spears Barrett instead and the crowd goes nuts.

*Edge is limping as he returns to the back.

*JTG vs. Mike Knox. Shad Gaspard is the guest ring announcer. JTG defeated Knox by pinfall. Shad attacks JTG and slaps him with belts. He then begins choking him with them and walks out.

*Michelle McCool & Layla El defeated Mickie James & Beth Phoenix. They throw Phoenix through an ironing board after the match, then smeared lipstick all over her face.

*A barber's chair has been brought to ringside.

*The Straight Edge Society defeated Kane & Rey Mysterio when Punk rolled up Rey. Kane punched Luke Gallows out of the ring and chased him to the back. Mysterio went for a 619 but Serena got involved. Punk and Rey went back and forth and Punk ended up in the barber's chair. Mysterio tried to shave his head but Punk escaped.

Jesus Christ.

Fucksake

Seems my comments yesterday about them taking Swagger seriously with a decent match against Taker and him beating Edge & Jericho were said too soon. What idiots wwe are. It seems they are intent on making him a joke champion, however i won't rule him out of winning against Orton. My belief is that they may make him a champ that wins and keeps the title by luck, interference, DQ's etc..

[Dante]

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Smackdown spoilers

Smackdown

*WWE World champion Jack Swagger comes out cutting a promo. He says he wants to inspire the entire WWE Universe. He says that at Extreme Rules, he's going to rip the head off Randy Orton and will take out the Viper.

*John Morrison pinned World champion Jack Swagger with Starship Pain. Huge pop. Obviously, a non-title match. This was great stuff.

*There will be a steel cage match later.

*There is what appears to be a barber's stool set up on the stage.

*The Straight Edge Society is complaining the Teddy Long about Rey Mysterio cutting CM Punk's hair. Long orders Punk & Luke Gallows vs. Rey Mysterio & Kane later tonight.

*Dolph Ziggler & Drew McIntyre defeated Matt Hardy & R-Truth when Hardy via referee's decision when it was ruled Hardy could not continue. McIntyre attacks Hardy after the match. The referees and Truth carry out Hardy.

*The Cage is lowered.

**Chris Jericho and Wade Barrett come out and enter the ring. Jericho says he will end Edge's career tonight and there will be "No More Spears." Edge comes out on stage and mocks Jericho for losing to Heath Slater on NXT. He says he has nothing to lose and hits the ring. Barrett and Jericho attack Edge. Jericho avoids the spear. Edge spears Barrett instead and the crowd goes nuts.

*Edge is limping as he returns to the back.

*JTG vs. Mike Knox. Shad Gaspard is the guest ring announcer. JTG defeated Knox by pinfall. Shad attacks JTG and slaps him with belts. He then begins choking him with them and walks out.

*Michelle McCool & Layla El defeated Mickie James & Beth Phoenix. They throw Phoenix through an ironing board after the match, then smeared lipstick all over her face.

*A barber's chair has been brought to ringside.

*The Straight Edge Society defeated Kane & Rey Mysterio when Punk rolled up Rey. Kane punched Luke Gallows out of the ring and chased him to the back. Mysterio went for a 619 but Serena got involved. Punk and Rey went back and forth and Punk ended up in the barber's chair. Mysterio tried to shave his head but Punk escaped.

Jesus Christ.

Fucksake

Seems my comments yesterday about them taking Swagger seriously with a decent match against Taker and him beating Edge & Jericho were said too soon. What idiots wwe are. It seems they are intent on making him a joke champion, however i won't rule him out of winning against Orton. My belief is that they may make him a champ that wins and keeps the title by luck, interference, DQ's etc..

Well with the rumour Orton is oging to Smackdown could be he wins the title, or loses and heads to Smackdown to carry on hunting for the title

[gaminglegend]

People complaining about Smackdown Spoiler

FFS Morrison hasn't been put over for ages, he finally gets a push over the champion and we all go to hell over it. Swagger can still be viewed as a good champion and a strong one despite this. We've not even seen the match yet

EDIT -Sorry I clicked the wrong button

[Prototype]

Cheers. Won't have to watch Smackdown.

Gonna stop posting in this strawberry floating thread.

[Rog]

Just announced on WWE.com......

JTG Vs Shad at Extreme Rules in a strap match

GRAPL up soon.

[Zellery]

Just announced on WWE.com......

JTG Vs Shad at Extreme Rules in a strap match

GRAPL up soon.

GRAPL starting again this month?

[gaminglegend]

I'd like to know two things... Swagger's win ratio since 2010 began and...

HBK's title ratio since the last time he came back.

Any takers? Probably quite hard to find.

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Hbk won the WHC once that's it I believe unless you count tag belts

[KK]

From Raw this year:

MVP def. Mark Henry, Carlito and Jack Swagger in a Fatal Four Way Match
Santino Marella def. Jack Swagger
Mark Henry def. Jack Swagger in an "All-American American" Challenge
Triple H def. Jack Swagger in an Elimination Chamber Qualifying Match
Jack Swagger def. Santino Marella in a Money inthe Bank Qualifying Match
WWE Champion John Cena & Randy Orton def. Batista & Jack Swagger
Randy Orton def. World Heavyweight Champion Jack Swagger in a Non-Title Match
Undertaker def. World Heavyweight Champion Jack Swagger

So he's 1 in 8 for this particular programme.

[KK]

Angelina Love suffered a partial bicep tear & complete ulnar collateral ligament tear at the TNA iMPACT taping. Out a few weeks.

Christ, what on earth was going on last night?

[Pontius Pilate]

If I was a wrestler, working on a pay by show salary, I'd demand whoever injured me to pay me what I'm missing. Am I right to safely assume it's pretty much impossible for a wrestler to be insured for these type of things?

[Chocolate Jim]

GRAPL up soon.

Rog