The Wrestling Thread: WWE WrestleMania 31 [NSFW]

[Hank Scorpio]

WWE Elimination Chamber
Kofi Kingston vs. Alberto Del Rio
Winner (worth 3): Alberto Del Rio
The Miz (c) vs. Jerry Lawler for the WWE Championship
Winner (worth 4): Jerry Lawler
Edge (c) vs. Drew McIntyre vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Kane vs. Wade Barrett vs. TBA for the World Heavyweight Championship
Winner (worth 4):Edge
First eliminated: Drew McIntyre
Last eliminated: TBA
John Cena vs. Sheamus vs. Randy Orton vs. CM Punk vs. John Morrison vs. R-Truth for a shot at Jerry Lawler
Winner (worth 4):John Cena
First eliminated: John Morrison
Last eliminated: CM Punk

[Zellery]

Yet they allow The Rock to say ass on Sky 2 at 1:30 in the afternoon

[Dark Ritual]

Kofi Kingston vs. Alberto Del Rio
Winner (worth 3): Alberto Del Rio

The Miz (c) vs. Jerry Lawler for the WWE Championship
Winner (worth 4): Lawler (All I can say is with what's happened, I can see a 1 night switch.)

Edge (c) vs. Drew McIntyre vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Kane vs. Wade Barrett vs. TBA for the World Heavyweight Championship
Winner (worth 4):
First eliminated: Kane
Last eliminated: TBA

John Cena vs. Sheamus vs. Randy Orton vs. CM Punk vs. John Morrison vs. R-Truth for a shot at Jerry Lawler
Winner (worth 4):
First eliminated: R-Truth
Last eliminated: CM Punk

Forgot to add winners. So I'll say Edge and Cena.

[Floex]

Anyone here a member of prowrestling torrents sites? Can anyone get me a torrent of Summerslam 2009? Would be most appreciative.

Kind regards.

Mock, this is all I could find, aload of mini rar files, so it's a bit of a pain to download

- MU -

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=X3BS0PEB
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=7I6AW0WK
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=380V0M2X
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=O8AWFG0W
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=54ZDX5OU
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=M45NJDL0
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=92KLOCF6
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=QRB346FN
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ZJY10MG6
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=16N1VEI0
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=WCJ1430V
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=RQU6RDMP
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=V05MBZA4
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=HLQLVT43
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=RA5B6GJW
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=RGBDLEVG
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=OHKJNSDV
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=VV44GNWH
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=9DCPNQXI
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=KW3GAD1P
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=GDIO69IO
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=CYI9IUX1
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=9EKTF9NY

[IronMaiden]

The new Rock tshirt is $31 shipped to the UK. So incredible tempted .

WWE Elimination Chamber
Kofi Kingston vs. Alberto Del Rio
Winner (worth 3): Alberto Del Rio
The Miz (c) vs. Jerry Lawler for the WWE Championship
Winner (worth 4): The Miz
Edge (c) vs. Drew McIntyre vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Kane vs. Wade Barrett vs. TBA for the World Heavyweight Championship
Winner (worth 4):Edge
First eliminated: Kane
Last eliminated: Rey Mysterio
John Cena vs. Sheamus vs. Randy Orton vs. CM Punk vs. John Morrison vs. R-Truth for a shot at Jerry Lawler
Winner (worth 4):John Cena
First eliminated: R-Truth
Last eliminated: Randy Orton

[sw26]

Impact linkage?

[IronMaiden]

Impact linkage?

Dont have a link but here it is on youtube -

[gaminglegend]

I don't like the Rock's new top, looks gooseberry fool and rushed together - pure cash in it is

[Dark Ritual]

Kozlov/Santino v Corre added to the PPV.

[sw26]

For what it's worth (not a lot probably) my opinion on Raw is this - The Rock's return was of course awesome (aside from the needless and too-slow-at-times censoring). It was equally depressing however that in the 8 years since he's been gone from the active roster you can count on one hand the amount of stars they've created to anything approaching Rock's level. Which is why I struggle to sit through the rest of the show - I just find it mind-numbingly tedious.

If only it had the shitty writing and unintentional comedy of Impact then I might enjoy it more.



Speaking of which, here's the latest Botchamania (Maffew appears to have another new Youtube account):

[Pontius Pilate]

Cookie is so hot.

Watching Impact this week (the youtube link posted a few posts above) and a few minutes into the Aj vs Matt match...Aj's clothes magically change?

[Balloon Sod]

I haven't seen it yet, but apparently Booker T says this on Smackdown:

"It's all or nothing in the Elimination Chamber, you gotta go in there with one thing on your mind, lasting the test of time, stay on your bicycle, keep it moving"

That means nothing Insane Booker T commentary is bound to be a new Botchamania feature.

[KK]

Phenomenal crowd on SmackDown this week. Really helped what was once again a pitiful show. Does this now mean Dolph Ziggler is officially the shortest reigning champion in Federation history? He had it for all of 10 minutes. From Kane onwards, they've utterly buried that title. May as well just bring in Vince Russo & David Arquette at this point...

I noticed "Turn that son-bitch sideways & stick it straight up Michael Cole's candy ass" was too much for their PG mentality to handle, so cut it again.

[Chocolate Jim]

WWE Elimination Chamber
Kofi Kingston vs. Alberto Del Rio
Winner (worth 3): Alberto Del Rio
The Miz (c) vs. Jerry Lawler for the WWE Championship
Winner (worth 4): The Miz
Edge (c) vs. Drew McIntyre vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Kane vs. Wade Barrett vs. TBA for the World Heavyweight Championship
Winner (worth 4):Edge
First eliminated: Drew McIntyre
Last eliminated: Wade Barrett
John Cena vs. Sheamus vs. Randy Orton vs. CM Punk vs. John Morrison vs. R-Truth for a shot at Jerry Lawler
Winner (worth 4):John Cena
First eliminated: Sheamus
Last eliminated: CM Punk

[Drumstick]

WWE Elimination Chamber
Kofi Kingston vs. Alberto Del Rio
Winner (worth 3): Alberto Del Rio
The Miz (c) vs. Jerry Lawler for the WWE Championship
Winner (worth 4): The Miz
Edge (c) vs. Drew McIntyre vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Kane vs. Wade Barrett vs. TBA for the World Heavyweight Championship
Winner (worth 4): Edge
First eliminated: Drew McIntyre
Last eliminated: Rey Mysterio
John Cena vs. Sheamus vs. Randy Orton vs. CM Punk vs. John Morrison vs. R-Truth for a shot at the title
Winner (worth 4): John Cena
First eliminated: R-Truth
Last eliminated: CM Punk

[Ginga]

"Turn that son-bitch sideways & stick it straight up Michael Cole's candy ass"

See when you actually read that sentence back, it's ridiculous. I mean, we're all used to it, but imagine hearing that for the first time. You're threatening to shove something up a grow man's arse because you don't like him. Not any kind of arse, though. It's a sweet "candy" arse.

Anal fixations and wrestling. The only rumble in your colon that's globally acceptable.

[Return_of_the_STAR]

"Turn that son-bitch sideways & stick it straight up Michael Cole's candy ass"

See when you actually read that sentence back, it's ridiculous. I mean, we're all used to it, but imagine hearing that for the first time. You're threatening to shove something up a grow man's arse because you don't like him. Not any kind of arse, though. It's a sweet "candy" arse.

Anal fixations and wrestling. The only rumble in your colon that's globally acceptable.

Please don't ruin my Heterosexual love for The Rock!!!

Also on the discussion about The Rocks new shirt, i would say that it's probably one of his worst and it does look rushed. If i had 2 minutes to design his new shirt i probably would have gone with a black top with white writing saying "The Rock is........." on the front and "BACK" on the back. Probably sounds crap to you but i thought it was really good.

[Zellery]

Does this now mean Dolph Ziggler is officially the shortest reigning champion in Federation history?

Jeff Hardy had a shorter reign, surely?

[Mockmaster]

Does this now mean Dolph Ziggler is officially the shortest reigning champion in Federation history?

Jeff Hardy had a shorter reign, surely?

Andre the Giant held the title for about 45 seconds in 1988 after defeating Hulk Hogan. He was aligned with Ted DiBiase and immediately passed the belt over to him.

[YouSmellOfWee]

I don't like the Rock's new top, looks gooseberry fool and rushed together - pure cash in it is

gooseberry fool top, gooseberry fool music... Bad times. Good job he's still a legend.