The Wrestling Thread: WWE WrestleMania 31 [NSFW]

[Balloon Sod]

That was brilliant. strawberry floating amazing.

[Cosmo]

Anyone have a link that doesn't require Veetle?

[A J Styles]

"I said there might be snacks and beverages"

[Baron Zemo]

Cody Rhodes currently

[Balloon Sod]

"I do not want you doing anything else that night. I want you to focus on winning me that title."

"I'm going to put you in a match John. It's a bloody brilliant idea."

[Psychic]

Anyone have a link that doesn't require Veetle?

Just install it you gypsy.

[Baron Zemo]

Went for a piss. Got back saw Cena walking away with two belts. What happened

[Psychic]

Went for a piss. Got back saw Cena walking away with two belts. What happened

Cena and Otunga are the new tag champs.

[Psychic]

strawberry float me. Are they trying to kill the crowd with this match order?

[Psychic]

The crowd's dead. They literally died with that match, along with what seems to be the rest of the wrestling thread posters.

[Balloon Sod]

Kane and his magic digger

[Psychic]

What the actual strawberry float. Why were they interfering? What the strawberry float am I watching? Why did his magic powers make the dirt drop? Who's writing this bullshit? What the strawberry float.

[Balloon Sod]

I'm actually enjoying this PPV, but I'm strawberry floating confused as hell

[Psychic]

It's not been bad, but everything about that last match stunk to high heaven.

[Mafro]

Punk

[Psychic]

Not only did I not predict Kane winning, I didn't from any conceivable angle consider him winning. There is a reason for that... because the idea of Taker losing here was batshit mental.

I have no idea what it achieves in any manner and completely agree. I don't understand why they did it, even if Taker returns next year and destroys the Nexus, who does that help? strawberry float knows.

[Ginga]

Not only did I not predict Kane winning, I didn't from any conceivable angle consider him winning. There is a reason for that... because the idea of Taker losing here was batshit mental.

I have no idea what it achieves in any manner and completely agree. I don't understand why they did it, even if Taker returns next year and destroys the Nexus, who does that help? strawberry float knows.

I'm reading that last post as:

strawberry float YEAH! It's 2010 and I just watched Unforgiven '98.

Because I did the sensible thing and switched Bragging Shites for that.

[Psychic]

In advance.

strawberry float off Rey.

[Psychic]

Oh KKLEIN's gonna love that one from Striker.

"This is actually good for Edge as he can collect his thoughts, albeit in a submission hold."

Rey's clapping for Edge to crawl over, despite the fact his wrist is supposed to be strawberry floated. I guess he's not used to selling injuries as he wins EVERY strawberry floating MATCH.

[Balloon Sod]

Jackson really can't work at all. I don't remember him being this bad.